There once was a lad from the south;
Who rarely opened his mouth.
And when he did
Everyone hid
And cried ‘Good lord, close your mouth!’

My dog is quite hip
Except when he takes a dip
He looks like a fool
when he jumps in the pool
and reminds me of a sinking ship

There once was a man from Greece
He was incredibly obese
He rolled round the world
crushing all boys and girls
then fell into a vat of grease

there once was a girl named laila
who wanted to become a sailor,
her brother con
said she was wrong
so instead she became an tailor

A dragon flies through the night sky
Not to be seen by a mortals eye
They fly so high not to be seen
Whoever can see one has eyes that are keen
People try to see them in the great night ..........

I once knew a guy named Noah
Mean as the snake called Boa
Loved him still
Wasn't God's will
Sent him back to Samoa.