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The Lad From The South
There once was a lad from the south;
Who rarely opened his mouth.
And when he did
Everyone hid
And cried ‘Good lord, close your mouth!’
Who rarely opened his mouth.
And when he did
Everyone hid
And cried ‘Good lord, close your mouth!’
My Foolish Dog
My dog is quite hip
Except when he takes a dip
He looks like a fool
when he jumps in the pool
and reminds me of a sinking ship
Except when he takes a dip
He looks like a fool
when he jumps in the pool
and reminds me of a sinking ship
The Man From Greece
There once was a man from Greece
He was incredibly obese
He rolled round the world
crushing all boys and girls
then fell into a vat of grease
He was incredibly obese
He rolled round the world
crushing all boys and girls
then fell into a vat of grease
Laila's Dream Job
there once was a girl named laila
who wanted to become a sailor,
her brother con
said she was wrong
so instead she became an tailor
who wanted to become a sailor,
her brother con
said she was wrong
so instead she became an tailor
A Dragon
A dragon flies through the night sky
Not to be seen by a mortals eye
They fly so high not to be seen
Whoever can see one has eyes that are keen
People try to see them in the great night ..........
Not to be seen by a mortals eye
They fly so high not to be seen
Whoever can see one has eyes that are keen
People try to see them in the great night ..........
Guy Named Noah
I once knew a guy named Noah
Mean as the snake called Boa
Loved him still
Wasn't God's will
Sent him back to Samoa.
Mean as the snake called Boa
Loved him still
Wasn't God's will
Sent him back to Samoa.
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