Mermaid (Ramification)

I bought a mermaid costume
Some how I lost the scales
Wore it Halloween night
And looked just like a whale

Thought I’d dress as Dracula
On my face a little blood
Tripped on a cape that’s to long
And now my name is mud

White curly locks like Bo peep
A staff there in my hand
All the old men gave me Snicker
As down the street I ran

Dressed as Richard Simons
Right down to the shorts
All I got was fruit
And exercise of course

Dressed up like the king
And you thought Elvis dead
Of coarse I couldn’t sing
Just shook my booty instead

Dressed up as a turkey
Last Thanksgiving day
Missed Halloween completely
What else can I say

So have a happy trick or treat
Use your imagination
But when it comes to costumes
I'm Think? Ramification