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I am a teenage writer that has lost his way in life

Problem On The Holidays

© Fatmonkey496
On New Year’s Day my cat ran away
For Valentine’s Day, no girls mould be mine
On St. Patty’s day I got pinched by some laddys
On Easter I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother’s day I went to see my father play
On father’s day I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays

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Published: Nov 2009

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