Funny Family Poem

A funny poem about spiders.

Spiders

© Mini Mike
There once was a boy,
Who was jolly and glad,
While others elsewhere,
Were feeling so sad,
He asked his daddy,
What was so bad,
He replied saying,
"Don't worry young lad."

So he went to his mate,
And said "everyone’s upset",
His mate replied saying,
"They've just been to the vet,
Do you know that old man,
With that horrible pet,
It's just eaten him whole,
And its belly has set".

I am that boy,
And since that man died,
I've been scared of them creatures,
Beginning with spide,
He fed that thing,
All animals he'd find,
And now I’ve got to go,
And to you good bye.

P.S. This is not a true story
(well do you actually think a spider
would eat a wrinkly old man whole)
Well I do!!!!!

By Mini Mike

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Published: Jun 2007

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