Unsubscribe me from your mailing list.
You must think I'm a sap.
I don't even know you,
And I'd never buy your crap.
Unsubscribe me, friend, from e-mails
that want to threaten me
If I don't send them to ten others...
Let it be the death of me
Unsubscribe me please from Facebook.
I find that I don't care,
About the boring conversations
That I'm always finding there.
Unsubscribe me, too, from Twitter.
What a waste of time.
If I put a value on that site
It would be less than a dime.
My mailbox is so cluttered
I beg you on my knees,
Unsubscribe me, unsubscribe me.
Unsubscribe me, PLEEEEZE!
Poem About Forms Of Junk Mail
Unsubscribe Me
Published by Family Friend Poems May 2014 with permission of the author.
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