Funny Poems for Kids - Page 4

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  1. Pay Attention To Me

    • By Tiffany N. Hensley
    • Published: November 2007
    Cute Poem About When A Child Needs Love

    Buzz, buzz in your ear,
    A bumble bee follows you everywhere.
    I am that bee, can't you see?
    I'll sting you if you don't watch me closely.

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  3. My Brother Can Eat

    • By Ray S. Gordon Jr
    • Published: February 20, 2020
    Funny Poem About Eating A Lot

    My brother can eat.
    Hide your fruits,
    Hide your snacks,
    Hide all your treats.

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  4. Boisterous Joe!

    Limerick About Having Fun In The Snow

    There was a boisterous boy called Joe
    Who loved to play in the fresh falling snow.
    He went sledging one day
    On his wild husky powered sleigh,

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  6. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!

    Preparing For A Solo Ocean Voyage

    I planned to leave, one fateful day,
    Upon a burly craft.
    I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
    But all of them just laughed!

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  7. Musings Of A Three-Year-Old

    • By Nida Mathew
    • Published: February 20, 2020
    The World Through The Eyes Of A Preschooler

    How tiring it is
    To be three years old.
    Sit here, eat that,
    Be constantly told.

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  8. Who Am I?

    • By Chazz
    • Published: October 2011
    Riddle

    Who am I?
    I am a surprise
    I don't have eyes
    I'm wrapped in plastic

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    Featured Shared Story

    Oh, I hate guessing, but this poem made me smile...you could be a chocolate or maybe an ice cream!

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  10. Morning Prayer

    Now another day is breaking,
    Sleep was sweet and so is waking.
    Dear Lord, I promised you last night
    Never again to sulk or fight.

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    • Poem of the Day
    Featured Shared Story

    He did an amazing job on this poem.

  11. Halloween

    Children Enjoying Halloween

    Halloween is very fun,
    full of kids with different tongues.
    We scream, we shout,
    then we run all about.

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  12. A Tragic Bean Story

    • By Amy
    • Published: February 2011

    You told me not to fart mom,
    so I didn't eat the beans.
    You told me it would smell mom,
    So I knew it would be mean...

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    I love this poem. It's hilarious!

  13. Little Princess

    There was a little princess,
    Who lived in a kingdom.
    She had so many maids,
    That she had no freedom....

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    Featured Shared Story

    That is a sweet little poem. I'd love to buy that Princess gown with cats embroidered on the hem!

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