Funny Poems for Kids - Page 4

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  1. Pay Attention To Me

    • By Tiffany N. Hensley
    • Published: November 2007
    Cute Poem About When A Child Needs Love

    Buzz, buzz in your ear,
    A bumble bee follows you everywhere.
    I am that bee, can't you see?
    I'll sting you if you don't watch me closely.

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  3. Boisterous Joe!

    Limerick About Having Fun In The Snow

    There was a boisterous boy called Joe
    Who loved to play in the fresh falling snow.
    He went sledging one day
    On his wild husky powered sleigh,

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  4. Who Am I?

    • By Chazz
    • Published: October 2011
    Riddle

    Who am I?
    I am a surprise
    I don't have eyes
    I'm wrapped in plastic

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    Oh, I hate guessing, but this poem made me smile...you could be a chocolate or maybe an ice cream!

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  6. Morning Prayer

    Now another day is breaking,
    Sleep was sweet and so is waking.
    Dear Lord, I promised you last night
    Never again to sulk or fight.

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    Featured Shared Story

    He did an amazing job on this poem.

  7. Night Noises

    My parents' bedroom is far from mine, so I have to wonder
    What the noise is every night that sounds a lot like thunder
    We don't live near the seashore, but almost every morn
    I'm wakened by a noise that sounds like a fog horn

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    The writer has given a humorous touch to a common incident found in many a home. Mother's lighthearted comment, "I don't mind; it's really a godsend" makes the idea more effective.

  8. A Tragic Bean Story

    • By Amy
    • Published: February 2011

    You told me not to fart mom,
    so I didn't eat the beans.
    You told me it would smell mom,
    So I knew it would be mean...

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    I love this poem. It's hilarious!

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  10. Halloween

    Children Enjoying Halloween

    Halloween is very fun,
    full of kids with different tongues.
    We scream, we shout,
    then we run all about.

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  11. Little Princess

    There was a little princess,
    Who lived in a kingdom.
    She had so many maids,
    That she had no freedom....

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    That is a sweet little poem. I'd love to buy that Princess gown with cats embroidered on the hem!

  12. Yucky Chucky Tucker

    Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
    he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
    Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
    and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his hair.

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  13. A Noble Quest

    Garden Through A Child's Eyes

    You go to your back garden, as you want something to do,
    And a world of wild adventure is staring back at you.
    It's not a place that mum and dad know sits behind your home,
    But you see things they can't see if you're prepared to comb.

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