Funny Poems for Kids - Page 4

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  1. A Tragic Bean Story

    • By Amy
    • Published: February 2011

    You told me not to fart mom,
    so I didn't eat the beans.
    You told me it would smell mom,
    So I knew it would be mean...

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    I love this poem. It's hilarious!

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  3. Halloween

    Children Enjoying Halloween

    Halloween is very fun,
    full of kids with different tongues.
    We scream, we shout,
    then we run all about.

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  4. Fishy Fishy

    • By Charles Murdock
    • Published: July 2008

    Fishy, fishy, munch, munch, munch.
    Eats his food with a big crunch!
    Fishy, fishy swimming by
    He just looked! Maybe saying, "Hi."

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  6. Little Princess

    There was a little princess,
    Who lived in a kingdom.
    She had so many maids,
    That she had no freedom....

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    That is a sweet little poem. I'd love to buy that Princess gown with cats embroidered on the hem!

  7. Santa's Stuck In Traffic

    • By Clara Gray
    • Published: December 2014
    Poem About Santa Being Late

    Santa's stuck in traffic,
    He'll be late this year.
    But that's not so horrific,
    He's still got his reindeer.

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  8. Pay Attention To Me

    • By Tiffany N. Hensley
    • Published: November 2007
    Cute Poem About When A Child Needs Love

    Buzz, buzz in your ear,
    A bumble bee follows you everywhere.
    I am that bee, can't you see?
    I'll sting you if you don't watch me closely.

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  10. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!

    Preparing For A Solo Ocean Voyage

    I planned to leave, one fateful day,
    Upon a burly craft.
    I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
    But all of them just laughed!

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  11. The Pickle

    • By Kyle Wong
    • Published: May 2011

    There once was a pickle in a jar
    His dreams were very far.
    He got promoted to a can
    And then to a pan

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    Aw, love pickles. They're just so darn cute.

  12. Ode To Socks

    • By Gemma Whannell
    • Published: May 2014

    You saved me from some Bad Blistering Blisters.
    You let me know when you need a bath.
    I wear you to church because you're very "holy."
    You help me slide on the kitchen floor as I go Whoosh!

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