Funny Poems for Kids - Page 4

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  1. Reflection

    A Child's Game On Washing Dishes

    I’ve heard mum say, and often too,
    That washing up’s a bore.
    Why she’d often give me tuppence
    Just to do that dreadful chore.

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    We had a large garden around our house. In the morning we found it covered with leaves. We children were taught by our mothers and aunts to sweep it drawing designs with ekel brooms. We...

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  3. Milly-Rose

    • By Margaret A. Savage
    • Published: July 2, 2020
    An Eccentric Teacher

    Milly-Rose has a long hairy nose
    that would consistently wiggle and twitch.
    The kids would giggle every time it wiggled
    and believed she was a silly old witch.

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  4. A Cow And A Rooster Went Dancing

    Animals Having Fun On The Farm

    A cow and a rooster went dancing
    One night by the light of the moon.
    They'd arranged to meet in the barnyard
    With the crickets providing the tune.

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    Oh what fun, what a barnyard dance. Wonderful lively poetry, great literary imagery.
    I really enjoyed the read and just know children will absolutely love this fabulous poem.

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  6. Exclamation!

    I have a strange addiction,
    It often sets off sparks!
    I really cannot seem to stop,
    Using exclamation marks!

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  7. Cow In My Soup

    A Child's Imagination While Eating

    My mom said, "Eat all your soup,
    every piece of chicken and every noodle."
    But there's a cow in my soup.

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  8. Night Noises

    My parents' bedroom is far from mine, so I have to wonder
    What the noise is every night that sounds a lot like thunder.
    We don't live near the seashore, but almost every morn
    I'm wakened by a noise that sounds like a fog horn.

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    The writer has given a humorous touch to a common incident found in many a home. Mother's lighthearted comment, "I don't mind; it's really a godsend" makes the idea more effective.

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  10. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!

    Preparing For A Solo Ocean Voyage

    I planned to leave, one fateful day,
    Upon a burly craft.
    I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
    But all of them just laughed!

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  11. Granddad's Got Hair

    Growing Old And Going Bald

    Granddad's got hair on his fingers,
    Hair on his toes,
    Hair in his ears,
    Hair up his nose.

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    I like the poem. It shows the love of the grandchild to the grandfather. And it's funny!

  12. If I Were King

    I often wish I were a King,
    And then I could do anything.

    If only I were King of Spain,

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  13. Sleepy

    The Peculiar Nature Of Sleep

    There is this funny guy I know.
    Sleepy by name and sneaky as can be.
    I never know where he comes from,
    Only that he creeps up on me.

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    It is a very simple poem highlighting the importance of sleep. Sleep is an integral part of human behavior. Without it, everything becomes useless. Good health can't be achieved without...

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