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  1. Santa's Stuck In Traffic

    • By Clara Gray
    • Published: December 2014
    Poem About Santa Being Late

    Santa's stuck in traffic,
    He'll be late this year.
    But that's not so horrific,
    He's still got his reindeer.

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  3. Blowing All The Way Home

    Spiders' legs arrive from mars
    Sitting in liquid jars
    Bulging eyes mixed with black eyed peas
    Surrounded in green squid cheese

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  4. Ode To Socks

    • By Gemma Whannell
    • Published: May 2014

    You saved me from some Bad Blistering Blisters.
    You let me know when you need a bath.
    I wear you to church because you're very "holy."
    You help me slide on the kitchen floor as I go Whoosh!

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  6. The Pickle

    • By Kyle Wong
    • Published: May 2011

    There once was a pickle in a jar
    His dreams were very far.
    He got promoted to a can
    And then to a pan

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    Aw, love pickles. They're just so darn cute.

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