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  1. Sleepy

    The Peculiar Nature Of Sleep

    There is this funny guy I know.
    Sleepy by name and sneaky as can be.
    I never know where he comes from,
    Only that he creeps up on me.

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    It is a very simple poem highlighting the importance of sleep. Sleep is an integral part of human behavior. Without it, everything becomes useless. Good health can't be achieved without...

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  3. Yucky Chucky Tucker

    Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
    he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
    Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
    and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his hair.

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  4. Fishy Fishy

    • By Charles Murdock
    • Published: July 2008

    Fishy, fishy, munch, munch, munch.
    Eats his food with a big crunch!
    Fishy, fishy swimming by
    He just looked! Maybe saying, "Hi."

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  6. Grandad Can't See His Feet

    Funny Poem About Grandad Getting Fat

    Granddad's got new glasses,
    But he still can't see his feet.
    No, his eyes are not the problem.
    It's the amount of food he eats.

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    Grandma may be splittin hairs
    to call Grandpa rotund,
    but I believe she's got it right
    as he weighs in at a quarter ton!

    And just between you and me
    and the lamppost on the...

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  7. Who Nose?

    A Funny Poem About Noses

    Some are as long as hoses
    You buy at a garden store.
    Mine can be used to smell roses
    From a couple of miles or more.

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  8. I Simply Can't Rhyme!

    • By Amaab
    • Published: August 2017
    I Can't Write A Poem

    I can't write a poem; I simply can't!
    I can't sing, rhyme, nor chant,
    All my words are fumbled.
    Last time I read something I mumbled.

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  10. A Tragic Bean Story

    • By Amy
    • Published: February 2011

    You told me not to fart mom,
    so I didn't eat the beans.
    You told me it would smell mom,
    So I knew it would be mean...

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    I love this poem. It's hilarious!

  11. A Day Out To Remember

    Fun Poem For Kids About A Trip To The Zoo

    Today we're going to the zoo.
    I'm psyched, I'm zinged, I'm Scooby Doo.
    My shoes are on, my scarf, my hat.
    I'm bouncing like an acrobat.

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  12. Santa's Stuck In Traffic

    • By Clara Gray
    • Published: December 2014
    Poem About Santa Being Late

    Santa's stuck in traffic,
    He'll be late this year.
    But that's not so horrific,
    He's still got his reindeer.

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  13. Pay Attention To Me

    • By Tiffany N. Hensley
    • Published: November 2007
    Cute Poem About When A Child Needs Love

    Buzz, buzz in your ear,
    A bumble bee follows you everywhere.
    I am that bee, can't you see?
    I'll sting you if you don't watch me closely.

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