41. Exclamation!
I have a strange addiction,
It often sets off sparks!
I really cannot seem to stop,
Using exclamation marks!
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42. I Hate Peanut Butter
These words I say without a stutter:
I hate the taste of peanut butter!
In Reese's chocolate it may stay
But keep the butter far away.Featured Shared StoryMy 11-year-old son recited this poem at his classical school, The Classical Academy, this past month. He has peanut allergies, so it was fitting that he chose your poem to recite. He recited...
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43. The Centipede
I'm glad I'm not a real boy
With proper feet like you.
Imagine if I had to put
A foot in every shoe.Featured Shared StoryChildren's world is innocent, pure and beautiful. It is full of imagination. The adults who can identify with children and look at the world through their eyes make the world beautiful and...
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44. Who Nose?
Some are as long as hoses
You buy at a garden store.
Mine can be used to smell roses
From a couple of miles or more.Featured Shared StoryI think children will like the poem. It's funny. You must have a lot of imagination to write such a poem. I like it!
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45. Reflection
I’ve heard mum say, and often too,
That washing up’s a bore.
Why she’d often give me tuppence
Just to do that dreadful chore.Featured Shared StoryWe had a large garden around our house. In the morning we found it covered with leaves. We children were taught by our mothers and aunts to sweep it drawing designs with ekel brooms. We...
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46. Cow In My Soup
My mom said, "Eat all your soup,
every piece of chicken and every noodle."
But there's a cow in my soup.
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47. My Imaginary Friend
I have lots of friends, but there is a special one,
With whom I play the most – we have so much fun.
He never argues, and I’ve never heard him whine;
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48. The Sugar-Plum Tree
Famous Poem
Have you ever heard of the Sugar-Plum Tree?
'Tis a marvel of great renown!
It blooms on the shore of the Lollypop sea
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49. My Hamster Performs Somersaults
My friends are all astonished
At the things my pets can do.
They say my pets are gifted
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50. Springy Sidewalk
Famous Poem
The people outside on the sidewalk
can’t seem to remain on the ground.
They’re jumping and hopping and springing,
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51. My Bed Is A Boat
Famous Poem
My bed is like a little boat;
Nurse helps me in when I embark;
She girds me in my sailor's coat
And starts me in the dark.
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