Funny Poems for Kids - Page 4

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  1. Reflection

    A Child's Game On Washing Dishes

    I’ve heard mum say, and often too,
    That washing up’s a bore.
    Why she’d often give me tuppence
    Just to do that dreadful chore.

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    We had a large garden around our house. In the morning we found it covered with leaves. We children were taught by our mothers and aunts to sweep it drawing designs with ekel brooms. We...

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  3. Granddad's Got Hair

    Growing Old And Going Bald

    Granddad's got hair on his fingers,
    Hair on his toes,
    Hair in his ears,
    Hair up his nose.

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  4. I Simply Can't Rhyme!

    • By Amaab
    • Published: August 2017
    I Can't Write A Poem

    I can't write a poem; I simply can't!
    I can't sing, rhyme, nor chant,
    All my words are fumbled.
    Last time I read something I mumbled.

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  6. Halloween

    Children Enjoying Halloween

    Halloween is very fun,
    full of kids with different tongues.
    We scream, we shout,
    then we run all about.

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  7. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!

    Preparing For A Solo Ocean Voyage

    I planned to leave, one fateful day,
    Upon a burly craft.
    I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
    But all of them just laughed!

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  8. A Tragic Bean Story

    • By Amy
    • Published: February 2011

    You told me not to fart mom,
    so I didn't eat the beans.
    You told me it would smell mom,
    So I knew it would be mean...

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    I love this poem. It's hilarious!

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  10. Santa's Stuck In Traffic

    • By Clara Gray
    • Published: December 2014
    Poem About Santa Being Late

    Santa's stuck in traffic,
    He'll be late this year.
    But that's not so horrific,
    He's still got his reindeer.

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  11. The Pickle

    • By Kyle Wong
    • Published: May 2011

    There once was a pickle in a jar
    His dreams were very far.
    He got promoted to a can
    And then to a pan

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    Aw, love pickles. They're just so darn cute.

  12. Fishy Fishy

    • By Charles Murdock
    • Published: July 2008

    Fishy, fishy, munch, munch, munch.
    Eats his food with a big crunch!
    Fishy, fishy swimming by
    He just looked! Maybe saying, "Hi."

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  13. Little Princess

    There was a little princess,
    Who lived in a kingdom.
    She had so many maids,
    That she had no freedom....

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    That is a sweet little poem. I'd love to buy that Princess gown with cats embroidered on the hem!

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