Funny Poems for Kids - Page 4

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  1. The Owl And The Pussy-Cat

    The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
    In a beautiful pea-green boat,
    They took some honey, and plenty of money,
    Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

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  3. A Tragic Bean Story

    • By Amy
    • Published: February 2011

    You told me not to fart mom,
    so I didn't eat the beans.
    You told me it would smell mom,
    So I knew it would be mean...

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    I love this poem. It's hilarious!

  4. The Centipede

    I'm glad I'm not a real boy
    With proper feet like you.
    Imagine if I had to put
    A foot in every shoe.

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    Children's world is innocent, pure and beautiful. It is full of imagination. The adults who can identify with children and look at the world through their eyes make the world beautiful and...

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  6. Halloween

    Children Enjoying Halloween

    Halloween is very fun,
    full of kids with different tongues.
    We scream, we shout,
    then we run all about.

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  7. Fishy Fishy

    • By Charles Murdock
    • Published: July 2008

    Fishy, fishy, munch, munch, munch.
    Eats his food with a big crunch!
    Fishy, fishy swimming by
    He just looked! Maybe saying, "Hi."

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  8. Little Princess

    There was a little princess,
    Who lived in a kingdom.
    She had so many maids,
    That she had no freedom....

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    That is a sweet little poem. I'd love to buy that Princess gown with cats embroidered on the hem!

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  10. Santa's Stuck In Traffic

    • By Clara Gray
    • Published: December 2014
    Poem About Santa Being Late

    Santa's stuck in traffic,
    He'll be late this year.
    But that's not so horrific,
    He's still got his reindeer.

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  11. Pay Attention To Me

    • By Tiffany N. Hensley
    • Published: November 2007
    Cute Poem About When A Child Needs Love

    Buzz, buzz in your ear,
    A bumble bee follows you everywhere.
    I am that bee, can't you see?
    I'll sting you if you don't watch me closely.

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  12. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!

    Preparing For A Solo Ocean Voyage

    I planned to leave, one fateful day,
    Upon a burly craft.
    I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
    But all of them just laughed!

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  13. The Pickle

    • By Kyle Wong
    • Published: May 2011

    There once was a pickle in a jar
    His dreams were very far.
    He got promoted to a can
    And then to a pan

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    Aw, love pickles. They're just so darn cute.

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