Funny Poems for Kids - Page 3

41. My Brother Can Eat

• By Ray S. Gordon Jr
• Published by Family Friend Poems February 2020 with permission of the Author.

My brother can eat.
Hide your fruits,
Hide your snacks,
Hide all your treats.

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42. The Owl And The Pussy-Cat

Famous Poem

• By Edward Lear

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

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43. My Imaginary Friend

• By Santhini Govindan
• Published by Family Friend Poems March 2022 with permission of the Author.

I have lots of friends, but there is a special one,
With whom I play the most – we have so much fun.
He never argues, and I’ve never heard him whine;
He always thinks that my suggestions are perfectly fine.

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44. Cow In My Soup

• By Kevin T. Pearson
• Published by Family Friend Poems September 2019 with permission of the Author.

My mom said, "Eat all your soup,
every piece of chicken and every noodle."
But there's a cow in my soup.

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45. Milly-Rose

• By Margaret A. Savage
• Published by Family Friend Poems July 2020 with permission of the Author.

Milly-Rose has a long hairy nose
that would consistently wiggle and twitch.
The kids would giggle every time it wiggled
and believed she was a silly old witch.

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46. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!

• By Brian A. Bendall
• Published by Family Friend Poems November 2018 with permission of the Author.

I planned to leave, one fateful day,
Upon a burly craft.
I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
But all of them just laughed!

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47. Yucky Chucky Tucker

• By Kathy J. Parenteau
• Published by Family Friend Poems August 2012 with permission of the Author.

Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his hair.

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48. A Day Out To Remember

• By Samantha G. Faulkner
• Published by Family Friend Poems December 2017 with permission of the Author.

Today we're going to the zoo.
I'm psyched, I'm zinged, I'm Scooby Doo.
My shoes are on, my scarf, my hat.
I'm bouncing like an acrobat.

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49. Springy Sidewalk

Famous Poem

• By Kenn Nesbitt

The people outside on the sidewalk
can’t seem to remain on the ground.
They’re jumping and hopping and springing,
and generally bouncing around.

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50. Exclamation!

• By Fiona Halliday
• Published by Family Friend Poems November 2021 with permission of the Author.

I have a strange addiction,
It often sets off sparks!
I really cannot seem to stop,
Using exclamation marks!

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51. My Bed Is A Boat

Famous Poem

• By Robert Louis Stevenson

My bed is like a little boat;
Nurse helps me in when I embark;
She girds me in my sailor's coat
And starts me in the dark.

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