Funny Poems for Kids - Page 4

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  1. Ode To Socks

    • By Gemma Whannell
    • Published: May 2014

    You saved me from some Bad Blistering Blisters.
    You let me know when you need a bath.
    I wear you to church because you're very "holy."
    You help me slide on the kitchen floor as I go Whoosh!

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  3. Grandad Can't See His Feet

    Funny Poem About Grandad Getting Fat

    Granddad's got new glasses,
    But he still can't see his feet.
    No, his eyes are not the problem.
    It's the amount of food he eats.

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    Grandma may be splittin hairs
    to call Grandpa rotund,
    but I believe she's got it right
    as he weighs in at a quarter ton!

    And just between you and me
    and the lamppost on the...

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  4. Granddad's Got Hair

    Growing Old And Going Bald

    Granddad's got hair on his fingers,
    Hair on his toes,
    Hair in his ears,
    Hair up his nose.

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  6. A Day Out To Remember

    Fun Poem For Kids About A Trip To The Zoo

    Today we're going to the zoo.
    I'm psyched, I'm zinged, I'm Scooby Doo.
    My shoes are on, my scarf, my hat.
    I'm bouncing like an acrobat.

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  7. The Thing!

    How To Make A Monster

    I once set out to make a fiend,
    A gruesome thing that no one's seen.
    A massive gore of teeth and claws
    With sixteen eyes and monster paws.

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    It's like the story of Frankenstein. The rhyme is very fantastic and word choice is pleasing to the atmosphere of the poem. The ending is very dramatic; that seems to me the best part of...

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  8. The Owl And The Pussy-Cat

    The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
    In a beautiful pea-green boat,
    They took some honey, and plenty of money,
    Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

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  10. Blowing All The Way Home

    Spiders' legs arrive from mars
    Sitting in liquid jars
    Bulging eyes mixed with black eyed peas
    Surrounded in green squid cheese

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  11. I Simply Can't Rhyme!

    • By Amaab
    • Published: August 2017
    I Can't Write A Poem

    I can't write a poem; I simply can't!
    I can't sing, rhyme, nor chant,
    All my words are fumbled.
    Last time I read something I mumbled.

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  12. The Centipede

    I'm glad I'm not a real boy
    With proper feet like you.
    Imagine if I had to put
    A foot in every shoe.

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    Children's world is innocent, pure and beautiful. It is full of imagination. The adults who can identify with children and look at the world through their eyes make the world beautiful and...

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  13. Reflection

    A Child's Game On Washing Dishes

    I’ve heard mum say, and often too,
    That washing up’s a bore.
    Why she’d often give me tuppence
    Just to do that dreadful chore.

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    We had a large garden around our house. In the morning we found it covered with leaves. We children were taught by our mothers and aunts to sweep it drawing designs with ekel brooms. We...

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