Funny Poems for Kids - Page 4

31 - 40 of 43

  1. Who Nose?

    A Funny Poem About Noses

    Some are as long as hoses
    You buy at a garden store.
    Mine can be used to smell roses
    From a couple of miles or more.

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Shares 520
    • Favorited 2
    • Votes 99
    • Rating 4.06
  2. Advertisement

    Advertisement

  3. Ode To Socks

    • By Gemma Whannell
    • Published: May 2014

    You saved me from some Bad Blistering Blisters.
    You let me know when you need a bath.
    I wear you to church because you're very "holy."
    You help me slide on the kitchen floor as I go Whoosh!

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Shares 267
    • Favorited 0
    • Votes 92
    • Rating 3.30
  4. Granddad's Got Hair

    Growing Old And Going Bald

    Granddad's got hair on his fingers,
    Hair on his toes,
    Hair in his ears,
    Hair up his nose.

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Shares 361
    • Favorited 5
    • Votes 79
    • Rating 4.04
    • Poem of the Day
  5. Advertisement

  6. The Thing!

    How To Make A Monster

    I once set out to make a fiend,
    A gruesome thing that no one's seen.
    A massive gore of teeth and claws
    With sixteen eyes and monster paws.

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 3
    • Shares 323
    • Favorited 8
    • Votes 71
    • Rating 4.17
    • Poem of the Day
    Featured Shared Story

    It's like the story of Frankenstein. The rhyme is very fantastic and word choice is pleasing to the atmosphere of the poem. The ending is very dramatic; that seems to me the best part of...

    Read complete story

  7. A Day Out To Remember

    Fun Poem For Kids About A Trip To The Zoo

    Today we're going to the zoo.
    I'm psyched, I'm zinged, I'm Scooby Doo.
    My shoes are on, my scarf, my hat.
    I'm bouncing like an acrobat.

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Shares 412
    • Favorited 3
    • Votes 69
    • Rating 3.87
    • Poem of the Day
  8. The Owl And The Pussy-Cat

    The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
    In a beautiful pea-green boat,
    They took some honey, and plenty of money,
    Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Shares 1318
    • Favorited 4
    • Votes 68
    • Rating 3.85
  9. Advertisement

    Advertisement

  10. I Simply Can't Rhyme!

    • By Amaab
    • Published: August 2017
    I Can't Write A Poem

    I can't write a poem; I simply can't!
    I can't sing, rhyme, nor chant,
    All my words are fumbled.
    Last time I read something I mumbled.

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Shares 503
    • Favorited 2
    • Votes 64
    • Rating 3.89
  11. Blowing All The Way Home

    Spiders' legs arrive from mars
    Sitting in liquid jars
    Bulging eyes mixed with black eyed peas
    Surrounded in green squid cheese

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Shares 66
    • Favorited 0
    • Votes 61
    • Rating 3.15
  12. Sweet Treat Dream

    • By Gillian M. Ward
    • Published: May 21, 2019
    Dreaming Of A Chocolate World

    If my world were made of chocolate,
    I know what I would do.
    I'd make a chocolate mountain
    And share it all with you.

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 1
    • Shares 213
    • Favorited 12
    • Votes 52
    • Rating 4.08
    • Poem of the Day
    Featured Shared Story

    A lovely poem with innocent childhood imaginations.

  13. The Centipede

    I'm glad I'm not a real boy
    With proper feet like you.
    Imagine if I had to put
    A foot in every shoe.

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 1
    • Shares 365
    • Favorited 3
    • Votes 51
    • Rating 3.78
    • Poem of the Day
    Featured Shared Story

    Children's world is innocent, pure and beautiful. It is full of imagination. The adults who can identify with children and look at the world through their eyes make the world beautiful and...

    Read complete story

31 - 40 of 43

Back to Top