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  1. Dad

    • By Barkha
    • Published: December 2009
    My Dad Is Cool Poem

    MY DAD
    My Dad is sweet,
    He is daddy cool!
    He wakes me up in the morning,...

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    • Stories 2
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    • Favorited 3
    • Votes 214
    • Rating 3.97
    Featured Shared Story

    I absolutely love reading the poems on this site they are so well thought out and bring closure and inspiration for some people. They bring life and spirit to those in times of need. It's...

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  2. My Extended Dear Family

    • By Virama Ekanayaka
    • Published: November 2010
    Poem Making Fun Of Aunts

    I have an extended family as large as large can be
    Many aunts and uncles and cousins are in plenty
    So if you have got some popcorn then pray sit up tightly
    For I'm about to unfold the story of my extended dear family...

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    • Stories 0
    • Shares 188
    • Favorited 4
    • Votes 143
    • Rating 3.83

  3. Best Of Brands

    • By Nicola Hanney
    • Published: March 2012
    Poem About Lice

    Get that nit comb through those strands,
    This lice lotion best of brands,
    Nought point nought between the prongs,
    Not short hair, but two foot long....

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    • Stories 1
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    • Votes 113
    • Rating 3.96
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    This one reminded me of my 3 year old this year. We had to cut her hair and she was as mad as mad could be. She didn't talk to me for 2 days after it. But we got it out and she hasn't had any...

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  4. Tiny Fingers And Tiny Toes

    • By Meliisa
    • Published: May 2008
    Baby Is Cute Poem

    We welcome to the world,
    Your little baby boy,
    Oh, isn't he just
    A bundle of joy....

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    • Stories 0
    • Shares 160
    • Favorited 5
    • Votes 381
    • Rating 3.82

  5. Caravan Holiday

    • By Tracet Watson
    • Published: November 2010
    Poem About Traveling To Vacation

    "Are we there yet?" I asked my Dad as we towed the caravan.
    "Not just yet," he replied... he was driving like my Nan.
    You see, it's a slow job towing this thing
    stuck behind the car, ...

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    • Stories 0
    • Shares 123
    • Favorited 1
    • Votes 64
    • Rating 3.72

  6. I'll Love You Even If You're Old

    Funny Poem About Dad Getting Older

    Dear dad, you're going moldy
    and your expiration day is soon
    I had a dream about how you'd die
    on a dark and cold afternoon

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    • Votes 43
    • Rating 3.65
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    My poor dad!!!! ;-) I'm thinking about giving this to him!!!! lol Thanks for all your good poems!!!!

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