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  1. My Extended Dear Family

    • By Virama Ekanayaka
    • Published: November 2010
    Poem Making Fun Of Aunts

    I have an extended family as large as large can be
    Many aunts and uncles and cousins are in plenty
    So if you have got some popcorn then pray sit up tightly
    For I'm about to unfold the story of my extended dear family...

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  3. Best Of Brands

    • By Nicola Hanney
    • Published: March 2012
    Poem About Lice

    Get that nit comb through those strands,
    This lice lotion best of brands,
    Nought point nought between the prongs,
    Not short hair, but two foot long....

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    This one reminded me of my 3 year old this year. We had to cut her hair and she was as mad as mad could be. She didn't talk to me for 2 days after it. But we got it out and she hasn't had any...

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  4. Grandma's On The Dancefloor

    Grandma Enjoying A Wedding Party

    Grandma's on the dancefloor
    Shaking what she's got.
    If it don't shake, it wobbles,
    And boy, does it wobble a lot.

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  6. Caravan Holiday

    • By Tracet Watson
    • Published: November 2010
    Poem About Traveling To Vacation

    "Are we there yet?" I asked my Dad as we towed the caravan.
    "Not just yet," he replied... he was driving like my Nan.
    You see, it's a slow job towing this thing
    stuck behind the car, ...

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  7. Midnight In The Pantry

    You can boast your round of pleasures, praise the sound of popping corks,
    Where the orchestra is playing to the rattle of the forks,
    And your after-opera dinner you may think superbly fine,
    But that can’t compare, I’m certain, to the joy that’s always mine

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  8. I'll Love You Even If You're Old

    Funny Poem About Dad Getting Older

    Dear dad, you're going moldy
    and your expiration day is soon
    I had a dream about how you'd die
    on a dark and cold afternoon

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    My poor dad!!!! ;-) I'm thinking about giving this to him!!!! lol Thanks for all your good poems!!!!

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