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  1. A 21st Century Visit From Santa

    • By Brooke Jones
    • Published: December 2010

    T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house
    Not a creature was sleeping -- not pet, child or spouse.
    The people were tossing and turning in beds
    With visions of bills dancing 'round in their heads.

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    Why does this sound like it may happen... Awesome poem by the way.

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  3. Orange

    Nothing Rhymes with Orange

    Now see the beautiful sunset ore the ocean blue
    Fiery colors due abound of poems there are a few
    I wish that I could write one, about that perfect hue
    But nothing rhymes with Orange...

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    This orange poem has tickled my fancy. Let me give it a go...

    Porridge is a dreary word that always rhymes with orange.
    While strawberries and blueberries may make a soothing pair....

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  4. Willis

    A Cowboy And His Horse

    Willis the cowpoke rode into town
    On his Old Jugs, just horsing around.
    Down highway 26 he rode Old Jugs
    To the local saloon for a few chug-a-lugs.

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  6. Peace And Quiet

    • By Jonathan Mark Pina
    • Published: December 2015
    Poem About Not Wanting To Rest

    Turn it up please
    Can you make that
    A little louder?

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  7. Smarter Than Him

    • By Nick Philips
    • Published: January 2009

    I locked my brother in a closet
    T'see what he would do.
    And jus' before I think he lost it,
    He thoughta something new:...

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  8. Pigheaded Pete

    • By Louise Michelle
    • Published: May 2014
    Humorous Poem About An Obnoxious Person

    Pigheaded Pete was an obstinate fool,
    who argued no matter the topic,
    shredding opinions with outrageous drool,
    and anger that bordered psychotic....

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  10. Facebook Rap

    • By Keith
    • Published: May 2014
    Humorous Poem About Facebook Users

    On goes the PC
    Wonder who has messaged me
    Loading up my Facebook
    Gotta have a quick look...

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  11. The Bulls Of Bickerton Lane

    The bulls of Bickerton Lane do graze
    Upon my verdant lawn.
    I hear them in the morning haze
    Mooing to the dawn....

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  12. After The Operation

    • By Barbara Turner
    • Published: September 2008

    So now he has had his eyes done,
    and at last he can see,

    but I was a bit worried, ...

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    this poem is great, I would say..
    I loved it a lot, we need a poem for our project and I chose this one..thanks a lot..it's funny

  13. My Wife, The Math Whiz

    My dear wife studies Calculus.
    She says it's fun; I think she's nuts.
    She's solving x and y and z.
    I struggle with just 1, 2, 3.

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