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  1. The Legend Of Flying John

    • By Joshua E Jahn
    • Published: December 2009

    Enter John Smit, your average kid,
    Ordinary things is what he did;
    He went to school, he played sports,
    He climbed trees, he built forts. ...

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    That was a good poem. I like it a lot. Good Job!

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  3. Office Policy Change

    Stepping into the boardroom meeting,
    Stepped out of character too.
    Put a red slipper on one foot,
    On the other a bright blue shoe.

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  4. Retirement

    • By Nancy Tews
    • Published: May 2008

    It's not it's knocked up to be,
    this thing we look so forward to.

    A time of life that's worry free, ...

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  6. Reigning Men

    Kings and Princes; Lords and Earls;
    It's always reigning men.
    Few exceptions where women rule,
    Though some of us have the yen....

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  7. Don't Marry An Irish Woman

    • By Tony H.
    • Published: January 2009

    The Irish girls' beauty you cannot deny
    But when wed to, you'll want to die

    Don't marry that Irish gal...

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  8. Little Birdy

    • By Cassandra Cox
    • Published: May 2012

    I saw a little bird today
    sitting perched next to my bed
    she was singing such a pretty song
    I was thinking in my head...

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  10. The Day I Fell In The Pool...

    I never saw it coming
    I was such a fool
    It changed me completely
    The day I fell in the pool!...

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  11. Dragon In My Bed

    • By Dee
    • Published: August 2008

    Dragon in my Bed
    Tired I was, so I went to bed
    Until I shrieked out in dread
    Under the covers lay a red and yellow thing...

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  12. Deer And Beer

    • By Joel Carns
    • Published: December 2008

    Look at that deer
    Man I am really craving a beer
    He has a nice rack
    It is enough to give someone a heart attack...

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