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Buster, Sparkle, Newbie, Speedy
and then there's Pixie our smallest kitty,
One, two, three and four and five,
they're so frisky, so alive.Featured Shared Story
An adorable poem for a cat lover. This poem reminds me of all the cats I used to have and will have.
What's with this Daylight Savings Time?
It steals our sleeping, snoozing time
Roll out of bed and take a breath
And feel like microwaved-reheated deathFeatured Shared Story
Daylight saving can either be a blessing or a curse. Thanks for the laugh. Australia is currently enjoying summer daylight saving time. Loved the verse.
T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was sleeping -- not pet, child or spouse.
The people were tossing and turning in beds
With visions of bills dancing 'round in their heads.Featured Shared Story
Why does this sound like it may happen... Awesome poem by the way.
46. Lady Gagas Dress
I was at home watching TV
flicking the channels what could I see
lady gaga got an award and as she got out of her seat
I was amazed she was wearing a dress made of meatFeatured Shared Story
Awesome poem! It's really funny. I wish I could write poems like you do.
I've looked all over, but I don't know where
I got stuck with all this hair.
Some hair's where there once was none!
I must have more than anyone!
48. The Car
I was heading south to the city's biggest shopping center
To get a steak and other things that I could eat for dinner.
Then I noticed, luckily, I was nearly out of gas.
So, I headed for the Stall-Mart store out near the overpass.Featured Shared Story
Yeah, it did. It's called a cliff hanger, so all in all they did have a proper ending. *shrug
King Hero of old Syracuse had doubts that made him frown.
"Perhaps my goldsmith did not use pure gold to make the crown."
Since proof of mischief must be strong to put a thief in collar,
The king who feared his judgment wrong called on his science scholar.
It seemed like a good idea at the time,
But looking back now, I cringe just a little.
I was so hungry and it WAS once mine,
The week old milk and peanut butter brittle.
On New Year's Day my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mould be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddys
On Easter I lost all my eggs to an old geezer...
54. Writing Block
I can not write a poem; my brain feels fried.
It can do no more.
It is as though all my creativity has been trapped, isolated in a room without a door.
...Featured Shared Story
I feel the same way, but it takes like a month or two to finish one poem. When I do, some of them don't make sense.
As I walked along the road one day
Kicking up stones along the way,
I saw a bird of unusual size
Who had a large beak and small, beady eyes....Featured Shared Story
This is a lovely tale. It brings me back to my childhood on the turkey farm. I grew up in Czechoslovakia and owned a tiny turkey farm. I loved all the turkeys, especially Rogersic, until he...
A chimp named Bob had a fancy
For a banana tree
That lived in the jungle nearby
His love was plain to see....Featured Shared Story
Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there, I did not die. Cherish the moments we had together, for I promise you Dear, there time lasts forever. So when you pass by that marble placed...
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