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  1. The Greatest Accessory Of Them All

    • By Junita Thiessen
    • Published: November 2009

    People care to much.
    How their hair looks
    or their clothes.
    They don't care about what matters...

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    • Rating 3.71
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  3. A Dieter's Despair

    • By Don Hewitt
    • Published: October 2008

    Oh my soul, be thou quiet
    This is not 'another diet'
    Just a program of exchange
    Though some things do seem strange...

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    • Rating 3.66
  4. A Look On Lights

    • By Matthias Shepherd
    • Published: May 2014
    Funny Poem About Memory Loss

    Sometimes it's hard to remember
    to turn off the lights in a room
    when you're done using them.
    Don't get me wrong....

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    • Rating 3.61
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  6. Days That End In Y

    • By Elizabeth
    • Published: December 2009

    On days ending with Y
    I am angry.

    Insightful as it might be,...

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    • Rating 3.47
  7. After The Party

    • By Michael
    • Published: April 2011

    It's getting late, I must go
    I had a beer where did it go
    I had to pee. I know it's here.
    Can't find my keys, where's my shoes....

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    • Rating 3.46
  8. Mary Anne Thrax

    I saw her one night in the back of the room
    At a place that was called "The Every Man's Tomb."
    Her lips were dark blue, and her eyes green as bile.
    And her skin was like pus, pale yellow and vile....

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    • Rating 3.35
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  10. A Toddler's Fascination

    • By Melissa Irish
    • Published: April 2011

    I remember just a small boy
         I'd see on most days,
    Getting out of the car
         I'd watch you walk away....

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    • Rating 3.31
  11. Work Makes Me Want To Jump Off A Bridge

    • By Elizabeth
    • Published: May 2008

    I sit here all day
    The only thing I do is play
    It sounds quite nice
    But think about it twice

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    • Rating 3.18
  12. Two

    • By Sarah Sabbah
    • Published: March 2010
    Struggle Between The Sexes

    Yes, please do
    It seems this will never end
    This struggle between the two
    sexes...

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    • Rating 3.10

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