Homework Limerick
Limerick About Too Much Homework
Why do we have homework after school?
This is so uncool.
I so want to cry
I want to deny
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Featured Shared Story
This is very funny and true. Nice poem. Keep it up!
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Wake Up
Limerick About Having Fun As A ChildTime to wake up my sweet little one.
It is time for you to see the rising sun.
Stay awake, my superstar.
Mum's left open the cookie jar. -
Poor Mrs. Peel
Limerick About ThanksgivingThere once was an old Mrs. Peel
Who cooked till her hands could not feel
A Thanksgiving feast!
One nap, at least. -
Limericks By Edward Lear
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,Featured Shared StoryThose birds will just nest anywhere! Of course they need to build a home for their young-uns. Our dad told us a story that when he was young he would help gather the clothes off the clothes...
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Happy Easter Limerick
Easter weekend's a time when we feast
On a turkey that's freshly deceased
Or a slow roasted duck
That has run out of pluck -
My Foolish Dog
My dog is quite hip
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool
when he jumps in the poolFeatured Shared StoryI thought the same about the poem. The dog in the pool is very cool.
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When I'm Old
When I'm old and mankey,
I'll never use a hanky.
I'll wee on plants
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Tribute To Lou Costello
There once was a man called Costello
A silly Vaudevillian fellow
He expired this day
So this tribute we pay -
Semi-Relevant Quasi-Buddhist Non-Sequiter
Accept that to suffer is life
That done, you don't focus on strife
The good - one enjoys
The bad - background noise ... -
Quirks
The Idiosyncracies Of PeopleThere once was a lady named Rose
Who couldn't stand weight on her toes.
She cut holes in her sheet
And stuck through her feet
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