Limericks By Edward Lear
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Those birds will just nest anywhere! Of course they need to build a home for their young-uns. Our dad told us a story that when he was young he would help gather the clothes off the clothes...
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Time to wake up my sweet little one.
It is time for you to see the rising sun.
Stay awake, my superstar.
Mum's left open the cookie jar.
WOW!!!! Very, very, very good. Simple but good.
Why do we have homework after school?
This is so uncool.
I so want to cry
I want to deny
This is very funny and true. Nice poem. Keep it up!
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There once was an old Mrs. Peel
Who cooked till her hands could not feel
A Thanksgiving feast!
One nap, at least.
Easter weekend's a time when we feast
On a turkey that's freshly deceased
Or a slow roasted duck
That has run out of pluck
There was a boisterous boy called Joe
Who loved to play in the fresh falling snow.
He went sledging one day
On his wild husky powered sleigh,
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My dog is quite hip
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool
when he jumps in the pool
I thought the same about the poem. The dog in the pool is very cool.
When I'm old and mankey,
I'll never use a hanky.
I'll wee on plants
and soil my pants
There once was a man called Costello
A silly Vaudevillian fellow
He expired this day
So this tribute we pay
There once was a lady named Rose
Who couldn't stand weight on her toes.
She cut holes in her sheet
And stuck through her feet