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  1. Rest in Peace Dudley Moore

    The actor we called Dudley Moore
    Was a guy we all came to adore
    With his charm and his cuteness
    And comic astuteness ...

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  3. Poems - What A Silly Thing

    • By Anonymous
    • Published: May 2014

    Poems, what a silly thing.
    They're meaningless and boring,
    Pointless and rhyme.
    Who wastes their time,...

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  4. A Dragon

    • By Parker Wiest
    • Published: March 2009

    A dragon flies through the night sky
    Not to be seen by a mortals eye
    They fly so high not to be seen
    Whoever can see one has eyes that are keen...

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  6. Statistics

    Having had just a bit too much wine
    the statistician opted to recline
    head in the Frigidaire
    feet out in the hot air...

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  7. Laila's Dream Job

    • By Sarah
    • Published: April 2011

    there once was a girl named laila
    who wanted to become a sailor,
    her brother con
    said she was wrong ...

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  8. Guy Named Noah

    I once knew a guy named Noah
    Mean as the snake called Boa
    Loved him still
    Wasn't God's will...

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  10. A Fish Who Could Talk

    • By Elizabeth Trang
    • Published: May 2014

    There once was a fish who could talk.
    He wanted to learn how to walk.
    He got out from the sea,
    Fell right onto me,

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  11. The Man From Greece

    • By Skull
    • Published: July 2010

    There once was a man from Greece
    He was incredibly obese
    He rolled round the world
    crushing all boys and girls

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