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Rest in Peace Dudley Moore

• By Neil
• Published: May 2014

The actor we called Dudley Moore
Was a guy we all came to adore
With his charm and his cuteness
And comic astuteness ...

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Poems - What A Silly Thing

• By Anonymous
• Published: May 2014

Poems, what a silly thing.
They're meaningless and boring,
Pointless and rhyme.
Who wastes their time,...

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A Dragon

• By Parker Wiest
• Published: March 2009

A dragon flies through the night sky
Not to be seen by a mortals eye
They fly so high not to be seen
Whoever can see one has eyes that are keen...

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Statistics

• By Peter Sellers
• Published: May 2014

Having had just a bit too much wine
the statistician opted to recline
head in the Frigidaire
feet out in the hot air...

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Laila's Dream Job

• By Sarah
• Published: April 2011

there once was a girl named laila
who wanted to become a sailor,
her brother con
said she was wrong ...

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Guy Named Noah

• By Louvenia Duncan
• Published: August 2010

I once knew a guy named Noah
Mean as the snake called Boa
Loved him still
Wasn't God's will...

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A Fish Who Could Talk

• By Elizabeth Trang
• Published: May 2014

There once was a fish who could talk.
He wanted to learn how to walk.
He got out from the sea,
Fell right onto me,

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The Man From Greece

• By Skull
• Published: July 2010

There once was a man from Greece
He was incredibly obese
He rolled round the world
crushing all boys and girls

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