Funny Poem for Kids

This is how my elementary school was like. I'm now going into 9th and my little brother is in 1st grade. he wont play with a girl, and when a teacher moves him next to one he says he MUST move "cuz girls got cooties!" lol

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© Haley Harper more by Haley Harper

Published: Oct 2008

Whats The Difference With Boys And Girls?

Girls?!
they seem so innocent,
so.....cute.

they love to play little games,
such as princesses and jump rope.
and they seem to never to get in trouble.

they always do there homework,
have little sleepovers,
and play hop-scotch at school.

boys?!
they're a whole different story.

never do their homework,
play in dirt and mud,
and think girls have some serious disease called "cooties".

they get in trouble in school daily,
for mostly fighting,
and no homework done.

boys and girls just don't belong.

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this poem is completely true and funny I read it over and over and OVER again I really loved it so good!!!!!!!!!!!!

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