Funny Poems for Kids

Poetry For Kids

Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over. There are many sayings to express this sentiment. One is, "out of the mouths of babes", another coined by a television show is, "kids say the darndest things". We recognize that as adults we have become jaded. We may miss hilarious ironies about the world that our children have to point out to us. If I had to take a guess, I would say that children are in the world for just this purpose.


Poems For Children

For Kids Poetry 1-10 of 40

Poem About Teachers Being Human
  • by Emma Briody
  • Published: 5/5/2014
Today The Teacher Farted

Today the teacher farted,
It was an awful smell.
It was just like a rotting egg,
Straight from the depths of Hell!…

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  • Votes 510
  • Rating: 4.39
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ha ha love it. I'm doing it for speech assembly awesome!

Poem About An Ordinary Back Garden Through The Eyes Of A Child
  • by Samantha Levesley
  • Published: 9/7/2014
A Noble Quest

You go to your back garden, as you want something to do.
And a world of wild adventure is staring back at you
It's not a place that mum and dad know sits behind your home…

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  • Rating: 4.15


  • by Samiya Vallee
  • Published: 9/3/2014
My Next Door Neighbor Is A Witch

My next door neighbor is a witch,
And she lives way down in a ditch.
Her clothing is a little strange,
because she never wants to change.…

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  • Rating: 4.11
Funny Poem About Sneezing During a Read Aloud
  • by Emmanuel Perez
  • Published: 5/8/2014
Little Boy Blue

Please cover your nose.
You sneezed on Miss Muffet
and ruined her clothes.
You sprayed Mother Hubbard…

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  • Votes 76
  • Rating: 4.11
Pet Port A Potty

I took a walk in the city today
to try to pass the time away.
Saw lots of people walking too
stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.…

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  • Rating: 4.05
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Nice poem, very inspiring for kids. Thanks.

Poem About Excuses For Not Going to School
  • by Abbie
  • Published: 5/5/2014
I'm Sick

I cannot go to school today
said little Peggy AnnMakey.
my glasses broke
I think I'm going to choke…

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  • Votes 93
  • Rating: 4.03
Yucky Chucky Tucker

Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his hair.…

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  • Rating: 4.01
  • by Jodee Samano
  • Published: Sep 2008
A Worm In My Pocket

One rainy day on my way home from school,
I found a big worm and thought it was cool.

I picked up the worm with my bare hand,…

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  • Rating: 4
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I think worms are weird but I still like them it's not like I would kill one because I found it.

Poem About A Naughty Kid
  • by Margaret Benison
  • Published: 10/20/2014
Breaking Day

Today, I broke everything I touched
Brother's phone,
His toys,
My own toothbrush…

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  • Rating: 3.96
  • by Chazz
  • Published: Oct 2011
Who Am I?

Who am I?
I am a surprise
I don't have eyes
I'm wrapped in plastic …

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  • Stories 4
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  • Rating: 3.95
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Nice poem I love it. I kept on reading and laughing. Thanks for that Chazz

For Kids Poetry 1-10 of 40


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