Funny Poems for Kids

Poetry For Kids

Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over. There are many sayings to express this sentiment. One is, "out of the mouths of babes…", another coined by a television show is, "kids say the darndest things". We recognize that as adults we have become jaded. We may miss hilarious ironies about the world that our children have to point out to us. If I had to take a guess, I would say that children are in the world for just this purpose.

Poems For Children

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Pet Port A Potty

I took a walk in the city today
to try to pass the time away.
Saw lots of people walking too
stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.
I thought for a moment just what could be done
to …

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Nice poem, very inspiring for kids. Thanks.


  • by Becky Robbins
  • Published: 4/9/2014
Poem About Animals And Best Friends, My Name Is Pearl

Said the bunny to the squirrel;
Are you a boy or a girl?
The squirrel said to the bunny I am a girl.
nice to meet you, my name is Pearl.

Pearl said to the bunny;
What is your …

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Yes I was very impressed by this poem. Made me laugh.

  • by Jodee Samano
  • Published: 9/22/2008
A Worm In My Pocket

One rainy day on my way home from school,
I found a big worm and thought it was cool.

I picked up the worm with my bare hand,
held it up high thinking how grand!

The worm was so …

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I think worms are weird but I still like them it's not like I would kill one because I found it.

  • by Chazz
  • Published: 10/3/2011
Who Am I?

Who am I?
I am a surprise
I don't have eyes
I'm wrapped in plastic
I am fantastic
I could be red
But I'm not dead
I could be blue
Bluer than you
I could be pink
But I …

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Nice poem I love it. I kept on reading and laughing. Thanks for that Chazz


Yucky Chucky Tucker

Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his …

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No More Pets!

The dogs are barking at the door
but we can't let them in cause they
pooped on the floor.
It wasn't your average pile of poo
it was runny and wet and looked like beef stew.
I tried to …

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