Funny Poems for Kids

Poetry For Kids

Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over. There are many sayings to express this sentiment. One is, "out of the mouths of babes…", another coined by a television show is, "kids say the darndest things". We recognize that as adults we have become jaded. We may miss hilarious ironies about the world that our children have to point out to us. If I had to take a guess, I would say that children are in the world for just this purpose.

Poems For Children

For Kids Poetry 1-10 of 37

Poem About Teachers Being Human
  • by Emma Briody
  • Published: 5/5/2014
Today The Teacher Farted

Today the teacher farted,
It was an awful smell.
It was just like a rotting egg,
Straight from the depths of Hell!…

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Funny Poem About Sneezing During a Read Aloud
  • by Emmanuel Perez
  • Published: 5/8/2014
Little Boy Blue

Please cover your nose.
You sneezed on Miss Muffet
and ruined her clothes.
You sprayed Mother Hubbard…

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Pet Port A Potty

I took a walk in the city today
to try to pass the time away.
Saw lots of people walking too
stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.…

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  • Rating: 4.06
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Nice poem, very inspiring for kids. Thanks.

Poem About Animals And Best Friends
  • by Becky Robbins
  • Published: 4/9/2014
My Name Is Pearl

Said the bunny to the squirrel;
Are you a boy or a girl?
The squirrel said to the bunny I am a girl.
nice to meet you, my name is Pearl.…

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  • Rating: 4.05
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Yes I was very impressed by this poem. Made me laugh.

  • by Jodee Samano
  • Published: Sep 2008
A Worm In My Pocket

One rainy day on my way home from school,
I found a big worm and thought it was cool.

I picked up the worm with my bare hand,…

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I think worms are weird but I still like them it's not like I would kill one because I found it.

Short Funny Poem For Kids
  • by Taylor Russell
  • Published: Oct 2011
Glow Worm

Oh I wish I was a glow worm,
for a glow worm's never glum,
'cause how can you be grumpy,…

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Yucky Chucky Tucker

Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his hair.…

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  • by Chazz
  • Published: Oct 2011
Who Am I?

Who am I?
I am a surprise
I don't have eyes
I'm wrapped in plastic …

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  • Rating: 3.93
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Nice poem I love it. I kept on reading and laughing. Thanks for that Chazz

Poem About Books And A Girl Who Loves To Read
  • by Liya Khan Ullah
  • Published: 5/8/2014
What Is A Book?

A book is pages, pictures and words
Some have flying witches and birds
A book is like your friend,
But according to me a book never comes to an END!!!…

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Follow The Moon

I followed the moon
Or did it follow me
I turned a corner
It was still there you see…

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I teach second graders about the moon and its phases in our international school. We also study …

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