Funny Poems for Kids

Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over. There are many sayings to express this sentiment. One is, "out of the mouths of babesÖ", another coined by a television show is, "kids say the darndest things". We recognize that as adults we have become jaded. We may miss hilarious ironies about the world that our children have to point out to us. If I had to take a guess, I would say that children are in the world for just this purpose.

Poetry For Kids

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Pet Port A Potty
I took a walk in the city today
to try to pass the time away.
Saw lots of people walking too
stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.
I thought for a moment just what could be done
to ..........
Votes: 645,  Rating: 4.07
A Worm In My Pocket
By Jodee Samano
One rainy day on my way home from school,
I found a big worm and thought it was cool.

I picked up the worm with my bare hand,
held it up high thinking how grand!

The worm was so ..........
Votes: 877,  Rating: 4 , 1 Story
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Who Am I?
By Chazz
Who am I?
I am a surprise
I donít have eyes
Iím wrapped in plastic
I am fantastic
I could be red
But Iím not dead
I could be blue
Bluer than you
I could be pink
But I ..........
Votes: 243,  Rating: 3.94 , 4 Stories
Yucky Chucky Tucker
Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his ..........
Votes: 89,  Rating: 3.94
Fred's Wearing My Slippers
I woke with a particular feeling
I was floating on top of the ceiling,
A little surprised
when I opened my eyes
at the sight my room was revealing.

I saw thing I'd never seen
I ..........
Votes: 108,  Rating: 3.85
My Name Is Pearl
By Becky Robbins
Said the bunny to the squirrel;
Are you a boy or a girl?
The squirrel said to the bunny I am a girl.
nice to meet you, my name is Pearl.

Pearl said to the bunny;
What is your ..........
Votes: 15,  Rating: 3.8
No More Pets!
The dogs are barking at the door
but we can't let them in cause they
pooped on the floor.
It wasn't your average pile of poo
it was runny and wet and looked like beef stew.
I tried to ..........
Votes: 26,  Rating: 3.77
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Halloween
Halloween is very fun,
full of kids with different tongues.
We scream, we shout,
then we run all about.
We trick-or-treat,
we walk on the street.

Watching witches mixing ..........
Votes: 265,  Rating: 3.73
Follow The Moon
I followed the moon
Or did it follow me
I turned a corner
It was still there you see

I tried to trick it
In the shadows I hid
But the moon kept on watching
..........
Votes: 177,  Rating: 3.72 , 1 Story
Little Princess
There was a little princess,
Who lived in a kingdom.
She had so many maids,
That she had no freedom.

She took them shopping,
Right next to a town,
And traded them,
For a new ..........
Votes: 137,  Rating: 3.61 , 1 Story
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