Funny Poems for Kids

Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over. There are many sayings to express this sentiment. One is, "out of the mouths of babes…", another coined by a television show is, "kids say the darndest things". We recognize that as adults we have become jaded. We may miss hilarious ironies about the world that our children have to point out to us. If I had to take a guess, I would say that children are in the world for just this purpose.

Poetry For Kids

Poems For Children

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Poem About Teachers Being Human, Today The Teacher Farted
By Emma Briody
Today the teacher farted,
It was an awful smell.
It was just like a rotting egg,
Straight from the depths of Hell!

She tried to keep it secret,
By sitting in a group.
But it was ..........
Votes: 55,  Rating: 4.13
Pet Port A Potty
I took a walk in the city today
to try to pass the time away.
Saw lots of people walking too
stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.
I thought for a moment just what could be done
to ..........
Votes: 678,  Rating: 4.07 , 1 Story
Poem About Animals And Best Friends, My Name Is Pearl
By Becky Robbins
Said the bunny to the squirrel;
Are you a boy or a girl?
The squirrel said to the bunny I am a girl.
nice to meet you, my name is Pearl.

Pearl said to the bunny;
What is your ..........
Votes: 43,  Rating: 4.07 , 1 Story
Poem About Books And A Girl Who Loves To Read, What Is A Book?
By Liya Khan Ullah
A book is pages, pictures and words
Some have flying witches and birds
A book is like your friend,
But according to me a book never comes to an END!!!

My mom says I read a lot ..........
Votes: 20,  Rating: 4.05
A Worm In My Pocket
By Jodee Samano
One rainy day on my way home from school,
I found a big worm and thought it was cool.

I picked up the worm with my bare hand,
held it up high thinking how grand!

The worm was so ..........
Votes: 906,  Rating: 4 , 2 Stories
Short Funny Poem For Kids, Glow Worm
By Taylor Russell
Oh I wish I was a glow worm,
for a glow worm's never glum,
'cause how can you be grumpy,
when the sun shines out your bum!
Votes: 26,  Rating: 3.96
Funny Poem About Sneezing During a Read Aloud, Little Boy Blue
By Emmanuel Perez
Please cover your nose.
You sneezed on Miss Muffet
and ruined her clothes.
You sprayed Mother Hubbard
and now she is ..........
Votes: 18,  Rating: 3.94
Who Am I?
By Chazz
Who am I?
I am a surprise
I don't have eyes
I'm wrapped in plastic
I am fantastic
I could be red
But I'm not dead
I could be blue
Bluer than you
I could be pink
But I ..........
Votes: 264,  Rating: 3.92 , 4 Stories
Yucky Chucky Tucker
Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his ..........
Votes: 94,  Rating: 3.91
No More Pets!
The dogs are barking at the door
but we can't let them in cause they
pooped on the floor.
It wasn't your average pile of poo
it was runny and wet and looked like beef stew.
I tried to ..........
Votes: 34,  Rating: 3.82
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