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A limerick is a five-line witty poem with a distinctive rhythm. The first, second and fifth lines, the longer lines, rhyme. The third and fourth shorter lines rhyme. (AABBA)

This five line poem also follows a syllable count.
Line 1: 7-10 syllables
Line 2: 7-10 syllables
Line 3: 5-7 syllables
Line 4: 5-7 syllables
Line 5: 7-10 syllables

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  • By Elizabeth Trang
  • Published: May 5, 2014
A Fish Who Could Talk

There once was a fish who could talk.
He wanted to learn how to walk.
He got out from the sea,
Fell right onto me,...

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  • By Anonymous
  • Published: May 5, 2014
Poems - What A Silly Thing

Poems, what a silly thing.
They're meaningless and boring,
Pointless and rhyme.
Who wastes their time,...

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  • By Skull
  • Published: July 2010
The Man From Greece

There once was a man from Greece
He was incredibly obese
He rolled round the world
crushing all boys and girls...

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Statistics

Having had just a bit too much wine
the statistician opted to recline
head in the Frigidaire
feet out in the hot air...

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  • By Kathlene Bouzek
  • Published: January 2009
My Foolish Dog

My dog is quite hip
Except when he takes a dip
He looks like a fool
when he jumps in the pool...

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My dog my dog
His name is lucky
But his teeth are so big
We call him bucky
His tail is short
And his belly is big
He looks like my cousin
Who...

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  • By Parker Wiest
  • Published: March 2009
A Dragon

A dragon flies through the night sky
Not to be seen by a mortals eye
They fly so high not to be seen
Whoever can see one has eyes that are keen...

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  • By Sarah
  • Published: April 2011
Laila's Dream Job

there once was a girl named laila
who wanted to become a sailor,
her brother con
said she was wrong ...

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