Limericks

A limerick is a five-line witty poem with a distinctive rhythm. The first, second and fifth lines, the longer lines, rhyme. The third and fourth shorter lines rhyme. (AABBA)

This five line poem also follows a syllable count.
Line 1: 7-10 syllables
Line 2: 7-10 syllables
Line 3: 5-7 syllables
Line 4: 5-7 syllables
Line 5: 7-10 syllables

Funny Limericks

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The Man From Greece
By Skull
There once was a man from Greece
He was incredibly obese
He rolled round the world
crushing all boys and girls
then fell into a vat of grease
Votes: 217,  Rating: 3.44
My Foolish Dog
By Kathlene Bouzek
My dog is quite hip
Except when he takes a dip
He looks like a fool
when he jumps in the pool
and reminds me of a sinking ship
Votes: 597,  Rating: 3.32 , 5 Stories
A Dragon
By Parker Wiest
A dragon flies through the night sky
Not to be seen by a mortals eye
They fly so high not to be seen
Whoever can see one has eyes that are keen
People try to see them in the great night ..........
Votes: 233,  Rating: 3.2
Guy Named Noah
I once knew a guy named Noah
Mean as the snake called Boa
Loved him still
Wasn't God's will
Sent him back to Samoa.
Votes: 106,  Rating: 3.13
Laila's Dream Job
By Sarah
there once was a girl named laila
who wanted to become a sailor,
her brother con
said she was wrong
so instead she became an tailor
Votes: 75,  Rating: 3.07
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