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I wrote this poem for a school poem and thought I'd enter it! Enjoy!

My Foolish Dog

© Kathlene Bouzek
My dog is quite hip
Except when he takes a dip
He looks like a fool
when he jumps in the pool
and reminds me of a sinking ship

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Published: Jan 2009

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  • there once was a dog named fog
    that always ate like a hog
    and fell down a well
    and started to yell
    and started to jump and jog

    Makala, Texas Submitted Apr 2011
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  • I had to write a copy cat poem for my Creative Writing class in college. I found this one and loved it, and knew immediately what to write about! I wrote this:

    My Droolish Dog
    My dog is not hip
    Oh, the drool from her lip,
    It's long and slimy, eew the drip!
    She isn't cool
    When she lays by the pool,
    Just a lug with oh so much drool!

    Thanks Kathlene for the inspiration. Great poem!

    Michele, USA Submitted Apr 2011
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  • My Pretty little doggie,
    Is a silly little thing.
    She runs up and down the house,
    Till she crashes into the sink.

    She's hyper alright,
    She destroys and tears every thing apart.
    But no matter how much of a handful she is,
    She'll always be in my heart.

    Dark-Soul Submitted Jan 2012
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  • There once was a guy who was short
    That no one wanted to court
    He put on some heels
    And all he could feel
    Was the silliness of the plan to abort.

    Nazli Figueroa, Russellville Submitted Sep 2012
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  • My dog my dog
    His name is lucky
    But his teeth are so big
    We call him bucky
    His tail is short
    And his belly is big
    He looks like my cousin
    Who wears a wig
    Although he is not that smart
    He'll always be in my heart.

    Jahkeel Warner, Parham Submitted Jan 2013
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