Short Funny Poems

The short poem is more challenging to write than a longer poem. It seeks to make every word count and mean exactly what is intended. A short poem has the added benefit of getting the message of poem through to the reader in a succinct way. There are many traditional styles of humorous short poems. The challenge is in getting your words into the proper number of syllables in each stanza. These poems have a technical element to them that contrast with the free flowing poems that are more common today.

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Doggy Heaven
By Larry Huggins
All doggies go to heaven (or so I've been told).
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight!
Votes: 81,  Rating: 4.05 , 1 Story
Poem About the Mystery of a Belly Button, Belly Button Magic
By Richard Leavesley
Oh my beloved belly button.
The squidgy ring in my midriff mutton.
Your mystery is such tricky stuff:
Why are you so full of fluff?
Votes: 27,  Rating: 3.85
Tinkle,Tinkle Little Car
By Cecilia L. Goodbody
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.

Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.

Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo'.

Tinkle, Tinkle ..........
Votes: 1787,  Rating: 3.65 , 3 Stories
Dare Devil
By Sasha Morales
I was a dare devil,
I always raised the level,
I got bruises and scars,
But that didn't stop me from going bizarre

I would jump and skate,
But it wasn't my fate,
I have to find ..........
Votes: 601,  Rating: 3.37 , 1 Story
Descending Trousers
By Diana Laura
Oh, dear,
Oh, my gosh,
I hope that no one saw,
I wish that I could laugh,
But maybe someone saw,
Maybe I should hide,
But, ah, whatever,
I'll just pull my trousers up.
Votes: 269,  Rating: 3.34
Rain And Wind
By Trevor West
Raindrops on this page
Wind blows my paper away
Oh crap! I need that!
Votes: 409,  Rating: 3.2 , 3 Stories
By Lauren Clarke
I once knew a male
who's name was Dale
He drunk a lot of ale
but went very pale

He was rushed away
but was forced to stay
he went home in a week
but was still a bit of a ..........
Votes: 444,  Rating: 3.16 , 1 Story
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