Short Funny Poem

Tinkle,Tinkle Little Car

© Cecilia L. Goodbody
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.

Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.

Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo'.

Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are.


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Published: Oct 2008

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  • It's both silly and funny

    May Perth Submitted Nov 2009
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  • I love Animals, I want one for a pet so wrote a list of what I like just so I don't forget.
    I want a Tiger,
    or a Lion
    a Gorilla or a Bear,
    an Elephant, a shark, or a Rabbit with long hair.
    So I have spoken to my Mother, we had a little chat, she helped me make my mind up,
    I've settled for a CAT.

    Tina Lyons Submitted Jun 2011
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  • It was ok I showed my friends it and only one laughed!!! I know I did though!!!!

    Jennifer Submitted 5/14/2014
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