Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Cute Valentine's Day Poems

Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.

Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day

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Stuck On You

You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.…

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  • Rating: 4.11
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Lmao nice poem. Brought a smile to our faces.

  • by Denise Scott
  • Published: Feb 2011
A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem

Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue
I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it.…

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Valentines Day Poem For Dad
  • by Claire Anderson
  • Published: Sep 2008
Daddy I Love You

Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.

I'll kiss you and hug you…

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  • Rating: 4.03
Friend Or Foe
  • by Lily V. Tran
  • Published: Feb 2006
Someone I Know

There's someone I know
Who I really can't stand
I wish he would bury his
Head in the sand or…

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  • Rating: 3.99
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I have fallen in love only three times. The first one was for three years. Each year was rejection, …

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Valentine To Friend Poem
  • by Elver B
  • Published: 2/6/2014
Be My Valentine

Please be my valentine
I will open for you the door
I will take your coat for you
I will let you have the remote…

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  • Rating: 3.93
  • by Terra Mcdonald
  • Published: Feb 2010
Candy Love

Fly away with me my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow
Lay under the milky way with me
And lets gaze at the star burst together…

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  • Rating: 3.91
  • by Ashley Williams
  • Published: Feb 2011
Valentines Day

Valentines Day is coming up, and I don't have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
Almost every boy has asked me, every one but Drew.
Who is this Drew person you say? …

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  • Rating: 3.9

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I Don't Get Valentines Day
  • by Jade Valentine
  • Published: Feb 2013
I Have An Idea

I don't get valentines day,
it's rather a pickle.
I don't get why we fall in "Love" so hard,
I say it's a set up,…

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  • Rating: 3.53
  • by Beverly C. Kessinger
  • Published: Feb 2006
Simple And True


This is the love I have for you.
One= cannot be undone
Two= oh boy! do I love you!
Three= just you and me Four= please don't close the door Five= you make me feel alive! …

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  • Rating: 3.08

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