Funny Valentines Day Poems

Cute Valentines Day Poems

Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.

Funny Love Poems for Valentines Day

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  • by Denise Scott
  • Published: 2/24/2011
A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem

Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue
I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it.

We go …

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Stuck On You

You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English …

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Lmao nice poem. Brought a smile to our faces.


  • by Lily V. Tran
  • Published: 2/15/2006
Friend Or Foe, Someone I Know

There's someone I know
Who I really can't stand
I wish he would bury his
Head in the sand or
Move to the moon or
Deeper out of space
Whenever I see him
I make a weird …

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I have fallen in love only three times. The first one was for three years. Each year was rejection, but he was nice about it. The second I don't want to talk about, But the third I love him more than …

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  • by Terra Mcdonald
  • Published: 2/10/2010
Candy Love

Fly away with me my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow
Lay under the milky way with me
And lets gaze at the star burst together
Just you and me, sweet …

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  • by Ashley Williams
  • Published: 2/1/2011
Valentines Day

Valentines Day is coming up, and I don't have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
Almost every boy has asked me, every one but Drew.
Who is this Drew person you say?
Oh only the boy I've …

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  • by Elver B
  • Published: 2/6/2014
Valentine To Friend Poem, Be My Valentine

Please be my valentine
I will open for you the door
I will take your coat for you
I will let you have the remote

I will let you touch my phone
I will let you choose the hotel
I …

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  • by Kaya De Poetic
  • Published: 2/5/2013
You, The Exquisite Part Of Valentines Day

Hearts are flying,
Stars are aligned,
So many valentine cards I will find
On top of my desk,
And under my chair,
I even found one tangled up in my hair,
Oh valentines day, …

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  • by Jade Valentine
  • Published: 2/12/2013
I Don't Get Valentines Day, I Have An Idea

I don't get valentines day,
it's rather a pickle.
I don't get why we fall in "Love" so hard,
I say it's a set up,
for our hearts to burst.
But girls love it so I guess it's a …

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  • by Beverly C. Kessinger
  • Published: 2/15/2006
Simple And True

This is the love I have for you.
One= cannot be undone
Two= oh boy! do I love you!
Three= just you and me
Four= please don't close the door
Five= you make me feel alive! …

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