Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Cute Valentine's Day Poems

Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.

Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day

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Funny Valentine's Day Poetry 1 - 10 of 11

Valentine To Friend Poem
  • By Elver B
  • Published: February 6, 2014
Be My Valentine

Please be my valentine
I will open for you the door
I will take your coat for you
I will let you have the remote...

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  • By Denise Scott
  • Published: February 2011
A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem

Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue
I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it....

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Stuck On You

You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor....

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Lmao nice poem. Brought a smile to our faces.

  • By Terra Mobley
  • Published: February 2010
Candy Love

Fly away with me my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow
Lay under the milky way with me
And lets gaze at the star burst together...

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  • Rating 4.08

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Valentines Day Poem For Dad
  • By Claire Anderson
  • Published: September 2008
Daddy I Love You

Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.

I'll kiss you and hug you...

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  • By Ashley Williams
  • Published: February 2011
Valentines Day

Valentines Day is coming up, and I don't have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
Almost every boy has asked me, every one but Drew.
Who is this Drew person you say?
Oh only the boy I've been crushing on since the second grade!...

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  • Rating 3.99
Friend Or Foe
  • By Lily V. Tran
  • Published: February 2006
Someone I Know

There's someone I know
Who I really can't stand
I wish he would bury his
Head in the sand or...

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He was her boyfriend but I loved him more. For 5 years, he still loved that girl. I wanted him badly but could no longer wait. The day we were all going our separate ways he said he would...

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Won't You? By Shel Silverstein
Won't You?

Barbara's eyes are blue as azure,
But she is in love with Freddy.
Karen's sweet, but Harry has her.
Gentle Jane is going steady.

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I Don't Get Valentines Day
  • By Jade Valentine
  • Published: February 2013
I Have An Idea

I don't get valentines day,
it's rather a pickle.
I don't get why we fall in "Love" so hard,
I say it's a set up,...

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