Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Cute Valentine's Day Poems

Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.

Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day


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  • By Denise Scott
  • Published: February 2011
A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem

Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue
I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it....

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  • By Ashley Williams
  • Published: February 2011
Valentines Day

Valentines Day is coming up, and I don't have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
Almost every boy has asked me, every one but Drew.
Who is this Drew person you say?
Oh only the boy I've been crushing on since the second grade!...

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Stuck On You

You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor....

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Lmao nice poem. Brought a smile to our faces.


  • By Terra Mobley
  • Published: February 2010
Candy Love

Fly away with me my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow
Lay under the milky way with me
And lets gaze at the star burst together...

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Valentines Day Poem For Dad
  • By Claire Anderson
  • Published: September 2008
Daddy I Love You

Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.

I'll kiss you and hug you...

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Latest Shared Story

Here is a poem from me to you. I love you. You love me too. On this Valentine's Day I wanna be with you, be with you. Hold me around your arms. I love you.

Valentine To Friend Poem
  • By Elver B
  • Published: February 2014
Be My Valentine

Please be my valentine
I will open for you the door
I will take your coat for you
I will let you have the remote...

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Friend Or Foe
  • By Lily V. Tran
  • Published: February 2006
Someone I Know

There's someone I know
Who I really can't stand
I wish he would bury his
Head in the sand or...

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That's a cute story you have. I wish that was also my love story. heehee

I Don't Get Valentines Day
  • By Jade Valentine
  • Published: February 2013
I Have An Idea

I don't get valentines day,
it's rather a pickle.
I don't get why we fall in "Love" so hard,
I say it's a set up,...

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Won't You? A Funny Valentine's Day Poem For Kids By Shel Silverstein
Won't You?

Barbara's eyes are blue as azure,
But she is in love with Freddy.
Karen's sweet, but Harry has her.
Gentle Jane is going steady.

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