Funny Valentine's Day Poem

I forgot to get my wife, Karen, a St. Valentines Day card, so I made this one up. It worked! She's still laughing.

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© Kenneth J. Miller more by Kenneth J. Miller

Published: Oct 2011

Stuck On You

You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You'll just sweeten my coffee.

I love you so much
That I'm getting frenetic,
But I can't even kiss you,
'cause I'm diabetic.


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Lmao nice poem. Brought a smile to our faces.


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