Funny Valentines Day Poem

I forgot to get my wife, Karen, a St. Valentines Day card, so I made this one up. It worked! She's still laughing.

Stuck On You

© Kenneth J. Miller
You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You'll just sweeten my coffee.

I love you so much
That I'm getting frenetic,
But I can't even kiss you,
'cause I'm diabetic.

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Published: Oct 2011

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  • Lmao nice poem. Brought a smile to our faces.

    Icon, Tx Submitted Dec 2011
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