Funny Love Poems

There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.

Funny Love Poems for Teenagers and Adults

Funny Poems about Love

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A Night With My Lady
By Jared M. Stein
Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

I run one hand up her long neck
Just ..........
Votes: 662,  Rating: 4.11 , 3 Stories
Poem About How Men Don't Get It, Men
They do it without realizing,
They donít really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just canít do.

When there is an argument,
They think they're always ..........
Votes: 242,  Rating: 3.96 , 2 Stories
When Can I Sleep With You?, Love
By Michael Lish
When darkness falls and we're apart
Can love heal this lonely heart
I love you dearly that I do
Sleep is good when dreaming of you
With all my love I give to you
You are so sweet I ..........
Votes: 489,  Rating: 3.94 , 4 Stories
Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush
By Aaron M. Delao
There's nothin like a fifth grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.

She's playin hop-scotch with her two best friends
Her hair flowin so wild in the crisp autumn ..........
Votes: 404,  Rating: 3.83 , 15 Stories
Prettiest Girl
By Michael James Norbutt
You're the prettiest girl that I know
You're pretty mean you're pretty cold
You can make men feel so low

Sugar nor spice you're mean not nice
Your blood your heart is cold as ..........
Votes: 211,  Rating: 3.81 , 1 Story
Loving an Xbox Vs Me
By Sarah Allen
I donít have a controller,
And I donít have a screen,
I donít need to be plugged in,
Iím not grey and green.

I canít make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You ..........
Votes: 52,  Rating: 3.77
All About Girls
By Fiazio

They protect you!
Mind you, correct you!
In ways you never thought of,
They enslave you, caress you!

You do whatever they say,
Sometimes they confuse ..........
Votes: 264,  Rating: 3.3
Boys, Boys, Boys
By Youshi Al Rousan
Boys boys boys
Tried them all
Every age every color
They are so mysterious
But all from the same kind
Very easy to find
Everywhere every place
I had with them the same ..........
Votes: 65,  Rating: 3.25 , 1 Story
In Love With Justin Bieber, I Can't Help Myself
By Kari Johnson
When I see you standing there... Did you even notice me?
I sit in class and your on my mind... But your in that class.
At lunch I stand in the line and wait with friends... But your in the same ..........
Votes: 36,  Rating: 3.06
The Louis Moinet Watch In The Glass Display
By Elise Loh
I am not really a watch lover
I could just settle with a no-brander
Which I have been wearing for a 7-year
To replace it with a better watch was never

Until I was told about the Louis ..........
Votes: 27,  Rating: 2.81
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