Funny Love Poems

Funny Love Poems for Teenagers and Adults

There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.

Funny Poems about Love

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Funny Love Poetry 1 - 10 of 11

  • By Jared M. Stein
  • Published: October 2008
A Night With My Lady

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready....

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When I first started reading this poem I was laughing and then I got a little creeped out. But when I got to the end I was laughing so hard, my headphones came out of my ears.

Poem About Falling In Love With A One-Eyed Girl
  • By Andrew Jefferson
  • Published: May 5, 2014
My One-Eyed Love

I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

I knew from the start. It was plain to see ...

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Loving an Xbox Vs Me
  • By Sarah Allen
  • Published: August 2011
Xbox Vs Me

I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged in,
I'm not grey and green. ...

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When Can I Sleep With You?
  • By Michael Lish
  • Published: August 2010
Love

When darkness falls and we're apart
Can love heal this lonely heart
I love you dearly that I do
Sleep is good when dreaming of you...

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This poem is funny yet loving it is a way to ask a question and to give a loving way to ask the question.

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Poem About Adolescent Love
Puberty Love Poem

Last year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my direction.
I can see through greasy hair that we have a connection....

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Poem About How Men Don't Get It
Men

They do it without realizing,
They don't really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just can't do....

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Well the poem is funny though to some extent

  • By Aaron M. Delao
  • Published: October 2008
Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush

There's nothin like a fifth grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.

She's playin hop-scotch with her two best friends...

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When I was in 5th grade, I had a HUGE crush on this one boy. He was just so smart, funny, and athletic, you know. I'm in 6th grade now, and I think he likes me. But I really don't want to...

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  • By Youshi Al Rousan
  • Published: April 2011
Boys, Boys, Boys

Boys boys boys
Tried them all
Every age every color
They are so mysterious...

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I can't believe the author I am a 15 year old male and everything in this poem is the complete opposite of me, I love my girlfriend so much to the extent that if she dumped me I would never...

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In Love With Justin Bieber
  • By Kari Johnson
  • Published: August 2011
I Can't Help Myself

When I see you standing there... Did you even notice me?
I sit in class and your on my mind... But your in that class.
At lunch I stand in the line and wait with friends... But your in the same line.
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