Funny Love Poems

Funny Love Poems for Teenagers and Adults

There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.

Funny Poems about Love


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Poem About Falling In Love With A One-Eyed Girl
  • By Andrew Jefferson
  • Published: May 2014
My One-Eyed Love

I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

I knew from the start. It was plain to see ...

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  • By Jared M. Stein
  • Published: October 2008
A Night With My Lady

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready....

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That is adorable! At first I was like, oooooh, hope it doesn't get too graphic. But it was so interesting. I read it to my husband and we laughed and laughed. Good writing.
Jac Judy...

Adolescent Love
Puberty Love Poem

Last year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my direction.
I can see through greasy hair that we have a connection.

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When Can I Sleep With You?
  • By Michael Lish
  • Published: August 2010

When darkness falls and we're apart
Can love heal this lonely heart
I love you dearly that I do
Sleep is good when dreaming of you...

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This poem is funny yet loving it is a way to ask a question and to give a loving way to ask the question.

Loving an Xbox Vs Me
  • By Sarah Allen
  • Published: August 2011
Xbox Vs Me

I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged in,
I'm not grey and green. ...

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Poem About How Men Don't Get It

They do it without realizing,
They don't really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just can't do....

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Well the poem is funny though to some extent


  • By Aaron M. Delao
  • Published: October 2008
Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush

There's nothin like a fifth grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.

She's playin hop-scotch with her two best friends...

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I'm in 5th grade. I have a huge crush on a girl. I really like her, but I don't know if she likes me. Please help me.

  • By Fiazio
  • Published: September 2008
All About Girls


They protect you!...

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I completely agree & have had MANY similar things happen to me. It's totally true, not all girls are the same. There are different types: Girls that care about you & ones that don't. You just...

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  • By Youshi Al Rousan
  • Published: April 2011
Boys, Boys, Boys

Boys boys boys
Tried them all
Every age every color
They are so mysterious...

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I can't believe the author I am a 15 year old male and everything in this poem is the complete opposite of me, I love my girlfriend so much to the extent that if she dumped me I would never...

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  • By Elise Loh
  • Published: June 2010
The Louis Moinet Watch In The Glass Display

I am not really a watch lover
I could just settle with a no-brander
Which I have been wearing for a 7-year
To replace it with a better watch was never...

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