Funny Love Poems

There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.

Funny Love Poems for Teenagers and Adults

Funny Poems about Love

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A Night With My Lady
By Jared M. Stein
Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

I run one hand up her long neck
Just ..........
Votes: 691,  Rating: 4.11 , 4 Stories
When Can I Sleep With You?, Love
By Michael Lish
When darkness falls and we're apart
Can love heal this lonely heart
I love you dearly that I do
Sleep is good when dreaming of you
With all my love I give to you
You are so sweet I ..........
Votes: 504,  Rating: 3.94 , 4 Stories
Poem About How Men Don't Get It, Men
They do it without realizing,
They don't really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just can't do.

When there is an argument,
They think they're always ..........
Votes: 254,  Rating: 3.94 , 2 Stories
Poem About Falling In Love With A One-Eyed Girl, My One-Eyed Love
By Andrew Jefferson
I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

I knew from the start. It was plain to see
That this wonderful girl had an eye out for ..........
Votes: 16,  Rating: 3.94
Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush
By Aaron M. Delao
There's nothin like a fifth grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.

She's playin hop-scotch with her two best friends
Her hair flowin so wild in the crisp autumn ..........
Votes: 414,  Rating: 3.81 , 15 Stories
Loving an Xbox Vs Me
By Sarah Allen
I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged in,
I'm not grey and green.

I can't make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You ..........
Votes: 53,  Rating: 3.79
Poem About Adolescent Love, Puberty Love Poem
By Mitch Jones
Last year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my ..........
Votes: 14,  Rating: 3.71
All About Girls
By Fiazio

They protect you!
Mind you, correct you!
In ways you never thought of,
They enslave you, caress you!

You do whatever they say,
Sometimes they confuse ..........
Votes: 267,  Rating: 3.31
Boys, Boys, Boys
By Youshi Al Rousan
Boys boys boys
Tried them all
Every age every color
They are so mysterious
But all from the same kind
Very easy to find
Everywhere every place
I had with them the same ..........
Votes: 66,  Rating: 3.21 , 1 Story
In Love With Justin Bieber, I Can't Help Myself
By Kari Johnson
When I see you standing there... Did you even notice me?
I sit in class and your on my mind... But your in that class.
At lunch I stand in the line and wait with friends... But your in the same ..........
Votes: 37,  Rating: 3.08
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