Funny Love Poems

Funny Love Poems for Teenagers and Adults

There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.

Funny Poems about Love


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Poem About Falling In Love With A One-Eyed Girl
  • By Andrew Jefferson
  • Published: May 2014
My One-Eyed Love

I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

I knew from the start. It was plain to see ...

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  • By Jared M. Stein
  • Published: October 2008
A Night With My Lady

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready....

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That is adorable! At first I was like, oooooh, hope it doesn't get too graphic. But it was so interesting. I read it to my husband and we laughed and laughed. Good writing.
Jac Judy...

Adolescent Love
Puberty Love Poem

Last year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my direction.
I can see through greasy hair that we have a connection.

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When Can I Sleep With You?
  • By Michael Lish
  • Published: August 2010

When darkness falls and we're apart
Can love heal this lonely heart
I love you dearly that I do
Sleep is good when dreaming of you...

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This poem really put a smile on my face. It's sweet, funny, and yet it's a bit romantic.

Loving an Xbox Vs Me
  • By Sarah Allen
  • Published: August 2011
Xbox Vs Me

I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged in,
I'm not grey and green. ...

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I love it. This is so creative and funny. Can't wait for the next one.

Poem About How Men Don't Get It

They do it without realizing,
They don't really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just can't do....

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Well the poem is funny though to some extent



  • By Aaron M. Delao
  • Published: October 2008
Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush

There's nothin like a fifth grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.

She's playin hop-scotch with her two best friends...

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I'm in 5th grade. I have a huge crush on a girl. I really like her, but I don't know if she likes me. Please help me.

  • By Fiazio
  • Published: September 2008
All About Girls


They protect you!...

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I once wrote a poem blaming all of male species because some boys hurt me. (Well, actually, line of bad relationships happened. One cheated on me, another used my library card to steal books,...

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  • By Youshi Al Rousan
  • Published: April 2011
Boys, Boys, Boys

Boys boys boys
Tried them all
Every age every color
They are so mysterious...

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I can't believe the author I am a 15 year old male and everything in this poem is the complete opposite of me, I love my girlfriend so much to the extent that if she dumped me I would never...

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  • By Elise Loh
  • Published: June 2010
The Louis Moinet Watch In The Glass Display

I am not really a watch lover
I could just settle with a no-brander
Which I have been wearing for a 7-year
To replace it with a better watch was never...

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