Funny Love Poems

Funny Love Poems for Teenagers and Adults

There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.

Funny Poems about Love

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  • by Jared M. Stein
  • Published: 10/2/2008
A Night With My Lady

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

I run one hand up her long neck
Just …

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I thought this was funny, I was thinking all wrong and it was funny how it finished I couldn't stop laughing


Poem About How Men Don't Get It, Men

They do it without realizing,
They don't really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just can't do.

When there is an argument,
They think they're always …

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Well the poem is funny though to some extent

  • by Michael Lish
  • Published: 8/17/2010
When Can I Sleep With You?, Love

When darkness falls and we're apart
Can love heal this lonely heart
I love you dearly that I do
Sleep is good when dreaming of you
With all my love I give to you
You are so sweet I …

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This poem is funny yet loving it is a way to ask a question and to give a loving way to ask the question.

  • by Aaron M. Delao
  • Published: 10/2/2008
Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush

There's nothin like a fifth grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.

She's playin hop-scotch with her two best friends
Her hair flowin so wild in the crisp autumn …

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Wow! Right on the spot! I'm in 5th grade and I joined a new school this year. The first day I walked in and there she was sitting so perfectly in her seat. For a while I was in all her classes but …

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  • by Sarah Allen
  • Published: 8/7/2011
Loving an Xbox Vs Me

I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged in,
I'm not grey and green.

I can't make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You …

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  • by Mitch Jones
  • Published: 5/8/2014
Poem About Adolescent Love, Puberty Love Poem

Last year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my …

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  • by Fiazio
  • Published: 9/5/2008
All About Girls


They protect you!
Mind you, correct you!
In ways you never thought of,
They enslave you, caress you!

You do whatever they say,
Sometimes they confuse …

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  • by Youshi Al Rousan
  • Published: 4/5/2011
Boys, Boys, Boys

Boys boys boys
Tried them all
Every age every color
They are so mysterious
But all from the same kind
Very easy to find
Everywhere every place
I had with them the same …

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I can't believe the author I am a 15 year old male and everything in this poem is the complete opposite of me, I love my girlfriend so much to the extent that if she dumped me I would never get over …

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  • by Kari Johnson
  • Published: 8/7/2011
In Love With Justin Bieber, I Can't Help Myself

When I see you standing there... Did you even notice me?
I sit in class and your on my mind... But your in that class.
At lunch I stand in the line and wait with friends... But your in the same …

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