Funny Valentines Day Poem

Someone I Know

© Lily V. Tran
There's someone I know
Who I really can't stand
I wish he would bury his
Head in the sand or
Move to the moon or
Deeper out of space
Whenever I see him
I make a weird face
Today during recess
Outside the yard
He suddenly gave me
A valentine card
I wish that he hadn't
It made me upset
It was the prettiest one
I could possible get


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Published: Feb 2006

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  • One day I was walking home from school and I heard someone behind me and I turn around and no one was there. That's when I knew he was right there, but the next day I asked him and he said no. Then I walked away and he pulled me back and he kissed me. Now we are married and a really good couple hopefully children.

    Sydney Ward Submitted Feb 2012

  • I have fallen in love only three times. The first one was for three years. Each year was rejection, but he was nice about it. The second I don't want to talk about, But the third I love him more than the first. We are already planning on getting married and we can't wait. He spoils me even though I told him not to. He's so silly. I love him with all my heart and more.

    Sierra Johnson, Texas Submitted 2/14/2014

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