Humorous Poems

Humorous poetry has been written for thousands of years. Many of us do not know that the nursery rhymes that we sang as kids were made up to convey information of a delicate political nature encoded in what sounds like a silly children's song. Living in the western world, we are lucky enough to be able (in some cases) to freely speak our minds. However, we cannot take for granted the medium of humor as a way to convey information that may be politically dangerous.
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Humorous Poem About An Obnoxious Person, Pigheaded Pete
By Louise Michelle
Pigheaded Pete was an obstinate fool,
who argued no matter the topic,
shredding opinions with outrageous drool,
and anger that bordered psychotic.

While most folks ignored him or ..........
Votes: 10,  Rating: 4.4
Poem About Forms of Junk Mail, Unsubscribe Me
Unsubscribe me from your mailing list.
You must think I'm a sap.
I don't even know you,
and I'd never buy your crap.

Unsubscribe me, friend, from e-mails
that want to threaten ..........
Votes: 8,  Rating: 4.38
Funny Poem About Not Understanding Your Mechanic, The Car
By Ron Miler
I was heading south to the city's biggest shopping center
To get a steak and other things that I could eat for dinner.
Then I noticed, luckily, I was nearly out of gas.
So, I headed for the ..........
Votes: 9,  Rating: 4.22
Humorous Poem About Testing Gold, Archemedes Was All Wet
By Robert Z
King Hero of old Syracuse had doubts that made him frown.
"Perhaps my goldsmith did not use pure gold to make the crown."
Since proof of mischief must be strong to put a thief in collar,
The ..........
Votes: 13,  Rating: 4
The Horse Ride
Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!

The deafening sound hurt my ears
And the smell burned the ..........
Votes: 806,  Rating: 3.96 , 3 Stories
Poem About the Life of Shoes, Requiem For Old Shoes
By Robert Armitage
They looked good, at first, together,
tight laced and polished smart,
but wear and tear destroyed them:
A tale to break your heart!

They cannot speak,
for their tongues are ..........
Votes: 11,  Rating: 3.91
Humorous Poem About Facebook Users, Facebook Rap
By Keith
On goes the PC
Wonder who has messaged me
Loading up my Facebook
Gotta have a quick look
Ouch, somebody's poked me
Words with friends?
There's just three
I see a funny ..........
Votes: 24,  Rating: 3.88
Nothing Rhymes with Orange, Orange
Now see the beautiful sunset ore the ocean blue
Fiery colors due abound of poems there are a few
I wish that I could write one, about that perfect hue
But nothing rhymes with ..........
Votes: 427,  Rating: 3.84 , 5 Stories
Poem About Waking Up In The Morning, My Freaking Alarm
By Demecia Dean
As I lay cozy all snug in my bed
I enjoy the imagination inside my head
Until I hear racked beside my bed
It's my 5:00 alarm!

I quickly silent you, you annoying alarm
Then we ..........
Votes: 32,  Rating: 3.84
Poem About a Made Up Land, Topsy Turvy Land
By Agrawal
To see the land of Topsy-Turvy
I was very surprised
You will be in amazement
When you see it with your eyes,

The sun used to rise in west
Children used to go to school at ..........
Votes: 9,  Rating: 3.78
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