Funny Life Poems

There may be two people who have been dealt the same cards in life. Two individuals with all the same life circumstances. One is miserable, stressed out, and looks twenty years older than he is. The other is the happiest guy you could ever meet and looks twenty years younger than he is. How can this be? The answer is that it is not our life circumstances that make life difficult rather it is the attitude that we view our lives with. Those who are capable of seeing the humor in life and take life lightly will be able to do the best with the circumstances they have been given.

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Poem About Multiple Personalities
  • By James Guerin
  • Published: May 8, 2014
If Four Is A Party This Is A Parade

I have one too many personalities,
I don't know which one is really me,
So if I'm nice at first, and then I'm mean,
You just met Sally, and then met Steve.

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Poem About People Watching
  • By David Bloomfield
  • Published: May 8, 2014
The Cafe

I'm sitting by the window as I munch my current scone
And I'm very pleased to see that the early crowd has gone
The place fills up quite quickly when the cafe opens up
And after the early rush, only a few are left to sup...

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Poem About Turning 60 Years Old
  • By Ms M J Hill
  • Published: March 11, 2014
I'm Not Really 60

That's not my age, it's just not true
My heart is young, the time just flew
I'm staring at this strange old face
and someone else is in my place!...

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I love this. I feel the same way as I am a year away from fifty. Although I do have grey hair I color because I'm not that old yet. :-)

  • By Huda Peerzada
  • Published: June 18, 2013
The Day I Remember

I opened my eyes
I looked to the sky
the birds were singing and whistling by
my heart got thirst to fly...

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Funny Poem About Depression Medicine
  • By Tim
  • Published: May 8, 2014
Zoloft

Hello you happy little pill
A smile, a laugh, a cold dark chill
When tragedy struck you were given to me
To ease the pain, to enhance the glee...

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Things Women Do Not Tell
  • By Sheri
  • Published: April 11, 2014
Spring Has Sprung Me Into A Tizzy

I woke to the sights of Spring today
A time that I love and a time I dread
'Cause there's so much I see ahead
Before summer makes its entrance

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Brain Food

Last night at dinner we had some fish,
and though I tried, I did not finish.
My mother told me while I chewed,
brains loved fish over all other food....

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Poem About Trouble Hailing a Taxi
  • By Misty Elizabeth Bennett
  • Published: May 8, 2014
Taxi Taxi

I put my thumb up to hail a cab,
but they never stop and it drives me mad!
I've lived in this City for a very long time,
Yellow is always crossing my mind....

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  • By Tessa
  • Published: February 2011
What A Life!

I once applied for a life online
Sadly however, I was declined
They told me I was not eligible
So I wrote them a letter to complain...

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