Funny Life Poems

There may be two people who have been dealt the same cards in life. Two individuals with all the same life circumstances. One is miserable, stressed out, and looks twenty years older than he is. The other is the happiest guy you could ever meet and looks twenty years younger than he is. How can this be? The answer is that it is not our life circumstances that make life difficult rather it is the attitude that we view our lives with. Those who are capable of seeing the humor in life and take life lightly will be able to do the best with the circumstances they have been given.
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Poem About People Watching, The Cafe
By David Bloomfield
I'm sitting by the window as I munch my current scone
And I'm very pleased to see that the early crowd has gone
The place fills up quite quickly when the cafe opens up
And after the early ..........
Votes: 4,  Rating: 4.5
Poem About Trouble Hailing a Taxi, Taxi Taxi
By Misty Elizabeth Bennett
I put my thumb up to hail a cab,
but they never stop and it drives me mad!
I've lived in this City for a very long time,
Yellow is always crossing my mind.
Is it too much to ask for a ..........
Votes: 8,  Rating: 4.38
Poem About Multiple Personalities, If Four Is A Party This Is A Parade
By James Guerin
I have one too many personalities,
I don't know which one is really me,
So if I'm nice at first, and then I'm mean,
You just met Sally, and then met Steve.

Yes, it's strange, but ..........
Votes: 10,  Rating: 4.3
Things Women Do Not Tell, Spring Has Sprung Me Into A Tizzy
By Sheri
I woke to the sights of Spring today
A time that I love and a time I dread
'Cause there's so much I see ahead
Before summer makes its entrance

Spring has sprung me into a tizzy ..........
Votes: 9,  Rating: 4.22
Funny Poem About Depression Medicine, Zoloft
By Timmy
Hello you happy little pill
A smile, a laugh, a cold dark chill
When tragedy struck you were given to me
To ease the pain, to enhance the glee

Take two a day the bottle says
Not ..........
Votes: 10,  Rating: 4
Poem About Turning 60 Years Old, I'm Not Really 60
By Margaret Hill
That's not my age, it's just not true
My heart is young, the time just flew
I'm staring at this strange old face
and someone else is in my place!

My body's not in ..........
Votes: 91,  Rating: 3.96 , 1 Story
The Day I Remember
By Huda Peerzada
I opened my eyes
I looked to the sky
the birds were singing and whistling by
my heart got thirst to fly

I stretched my hands
and put on my band
I got out of the bed
and ..........
Votes: 218,  Rating: 3.87
Tide, A Family Choice
My whites were dark and dingy
My colors failing fast,
Giving up was coming close
My mom said "Tide will past."
I've tried so many other soaps
I've grown so tired and ..........
Votes: 39,  Rating: 3.79
A Dieter's Despair
By Don Hewitt
Oh my soul, be thou quiet
This is not 'another diet'
Just a program of exchange
Though some things do seem strange

Raw vegetables and 'brock-o-lee'
Does not sound too good to ..........
Votes: 163,  Rating: 3.6
Funny Poem About Memory Loss, A Look On Lights
By Matthias Shepherd
Sometimes it's hard to remember
to turn off the lights in a room
when you're done using them.
Don't get me wrong.
I enjoy long walks on the beach,
acoustic guitar, and Super ..........
Votes: 9,  Rating: 3.56
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