Funny Family Poems

Funny Family Poems

Humor is the bedrock of healthy relationship. Humor it a tool we can use to let off steam when things get too heavy. If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a tedious and stifling experience. Family life is difficult, there is no doubt about it. In order to stick with family through hard times it is important to be able to laugh at ourselves. Laughing helps get through arguments, sadness and all kinds of hardships. Take the time to poke fun at yourselves and you will feel the burden on your shoulders lighten considerably.

Funny Poetry 1-10 of 16

  • by Lenda C. Teague
  • Published: 2/15/2006
Poem About Raising Two Children, Mom's Reality

When I brought my precious babies home,
I truly had no clue,
Just what they had in store for me,
They planned it as they grew.

The bigger they got, the more they ate.
You know what …

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  • by Katy
  • Published: 5/14/2008
Recipe For Perfect Family, How To Create The Perfect Family

You will need:
1 large house
3-6 people, depending on how long you want to wait for it to be done
3 cups of pets
2 cups of patience
3 ounces of anger/frustration
3 quarts of …

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  • Rating: 3.97
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Sooo sweet. I was looking for one to put into a surprise recipe book for my mom's birthday! :D

  • by Nicola Hanney
  • Published: 3/9/2012
Poem About Lice, Best Of Brands

Get that nit comb through those strands,
This lice lotion best of brands,
Nought point nought between the prongs,
Not short hair, but two foot long.

Look they're dying, I think we're …

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  • Rating: 3.95
The Dishes Are Done

Well, the dishes are done,
There's nothing in the sink.
So I think I'll sit,
And pour myself a drink.
But just as I sit,
I hear her voice.
And I've got to get up,
Because I've …

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  • Rating: 3.92
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Couldn't help but lol when I read this. I can relate to it even though I am a woman !

  • by Barkha
  • Published: 12/1/2009
He Is Daddy Cool!, Dad

MY DAD
My Dad is sweet,
He is daddy cool!
He wakes me up in the morning,
And sometimes drops me to school!
He's part of my school P.s.a,
"Make the whole day recess" I say
I love …

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  • Rating: 3.8

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  • by Virama Ekanayaka
  • Published: 11/15/2010
My Extended Dear Family

I have an extended family as large as large can be
Many an aunts and uncles and cousins are in plenty
So if you have got some popcorn then pray sit up tightly
For I'm about to unfold the …

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  • Rating: 3.79
  • by Samara
  • Published: 8/24/2008
My Family Is Weird Maybe Even Strange, My Peeps

you may see me as normal,
but you would never guess,
that my family is weird maybe even strange,
and though we seem happy,
and chipper even,
we are not the same,
my brother yes is …

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  • Rating: 3.69
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My family is the same but I still love them with all my heart. My sister gets on my nurses sometimes but my 2 brothers are just like me quit, calm, fall asleep easily and love all our relative even …

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Queen's Day, At Ye Olde Cabin

The very deep did rot, Oh Christ,
And it doth make me sick.
Yea, slimy things didst crawl with legs
Upon the slimy crick.

One after one, till dawn doth break,
The great bullfrogs …

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  • Rating: 3.5

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