Funny Family Poems

Funny Family Poems

Humor is the bedrock of healthy relationship. Humor it a tool we can use to let off steam when things get too heavy. If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a tedious and stifling experience. Family life is difficult, there is no doubt about it. In order to stick with family through hard times it is important to be able to laugh at ourselves. Laughing helps get through arguments, sadness and all kinds of hardships. Take the time to poke fun at yourselves and you will feel the burden on your shoulders lighten considerably.

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Poem About Raising Two Children
  • By Lenda C. Teague
  • Published: February 2006
Mom's Reality

When I brought my precious babies home,
I truly had no clue,
Just what they had in store for me,
They planned it as they grew....

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Recipe For Perfect Family
  • By Katy
  • Published: May 2008
How To Create The Perfect Family

You will need:
1 large house
3-6 people, depending on how long you want to wait for it to be done
3 cups of pets...

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Sooo sweet. I was looking for one to put into a surprise recipe book for my mom's birthday! :D

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Funny Poem About A Nagging Wife
The Dishes Are Done

Well, the dishes are done,
There's nothing in the sink.
So I think I'll sit,
And pour myself a drink....

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  • Rating 3.95
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Couldn't help but lol when I read this. I can relate to it even though I am a woman !

Poem About Lice
  • By Nicola Hanney
  • Published: March 2012
Best Of Brands

Get that nit comb through those strands,
This lice lotion best of brands,
Nought point nought between the prongs,
Not short hair, but two foot long....

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My Dad Is Cool Poem
  • By Barkha
  • Published: December 2009
Dad

MY DAD
My Dad is sweet,
He is daddy cool!
He wakes me up in the morning,...

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Poem About Growing Up in a Big Family
  • By Karen
  • Published: May 5, 2014
Siblings Forever

All snuggled up together, feeling the warmth and comfort of each other in the big bed.
The trust and love of brothers and sisters without ever needing to be said.
Fights and name calling, having fun and playing silly games, keeping each other's secrets and acting out school on rainy days.
Being in trouble with Mom and Dad telling tales and feeling sad....

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Baby Is Cute Poem
  • By Meliisa
  • Published: May 2008
Tiny Fingers And Tiny Toes

We welcome to the world,
Your little baby boy,
Oh, isn't he just
A bundle of joy....

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Poem Making Fun Of Aunts
  • By Virama Ekanayaka
  • Published: November 2010
My Extended Dear Family

I have an extended family as large as large can be
Many aunts and uncles and cousins are in plenty
So if you have got some popcorn then pray sit up tightly
For I'm about to unfold the story of my extended dear family...

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My Family Is Weird
My Peeps

you may see me as normal,
but you would never guess,
that my family is weird, maybe even strange,
and though we seem happy, ...

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  • Rating 3.71
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My family is the same but I still love them with all my heart. My sister gets on my nurses sometimes but my 2 brothers are just like me quit, calm, fall asleep easily and love all our...

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Poem About Traveling To Vacation
  • By Tracet Watson
  • Published: November 2010
Caravan Holiday

"Are we there yet?" I asked my Dad as we towed the caravan.
"Not just yet," he replied... he was driving like my Nan.
You see, it's a slow job towing this thing
stuck behind the car, ...

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