Funny Life Poems

There may be two people who have been dealt the same cards in life. Two individuals with all the same life circumstances. One is miserable, stressed out, and looks twenty years older than he is. The other is the happiest guy you could ever meet and looks twenty years younger than he is. How can this be? The answer is that it is not our life circumstances that make life difficult rather it is the attitude that we view our lives with. Those who are capable of seeing the humor in life and take life lightly will be able to do the best with the circumstances they have been given.
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A Dieter's Despair
By Don Hewitt
Oh my soul, be thou quiet
This is not 'another diet'
Just a program of exchange
Though some things do seem strange

Raw vegetables and 'brock-o-lee'
Does not sound too good to ..........
Votes: 150,  Rating: 3.65
Tide, A Family Choice
My whites were dark and dingy
My colors failing fast,
Giving up was coming close
My mom said "Tide will past."
I've tried so many other soaps
I've grown so tired and ..........
Votes: 22,  Rating: 3.55
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The Greatest Accessory Of Them All
By Junita Thiessen
People care to much.
How their hair looks
or their clothes.
They don't care about what matters
The soul

The soul is what truly matters
that thing that is deep inside.
The ..........
Votes: 84,  Rating: 3.54
What A Life!
By Tessa
I once applied for a life online
Sadly however, I was declined
They told me I was not eligible
So I wrote them a letter to complain
They sent it back, it was not legible
So on with my ..........
Votes: 56,  Rating: 3.48
Mary Anne Thrax
I saw her one night in the back of the room
At a place that was called "The Every Man's Tomb."
Her lips were dark blue, and her eyes green as bile.
And her skin was like pus, pale yellow and ..........
Votes: 13,  Rating: 3.38
Days That End In Y
By Elizabeth
On days ending with Y
I am angry.

Insightful as it might be,
Days often end with Yť

I am frustrated a lot,
But I blame the days and their Yť

Yť is confused, nor a vowel ..........
Votes: 28,  Rating: 3.29
After The Party Poem
By Michael
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it's here.
Can't find my keys, where's my shoes.
I gotta go take another pee.
telephone rings, where's my ..........
Votes: 43,  Rating: 3.28
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Getting Older
By Pam Harman
I'm not impressed with getting older,
It doesn't seem like a lot of fun,
Every joint seems to be seizing up,
And my feet won't let me run,
I don't hear as well as I used to,
My sight ..........
Votes: 14,  Rating: 3.14
Struggle Between The Sexes, Two
By Sarah Sabbah
Yes, please do
It seems this will never end
This struggle between the two
sexes
Yes I am WOMAN and you are man
You the better version of our species
Me
I am cursed
Because I ..........
Votes: 21,  Rating: 2.76
Work Makes Me Want To Jump Off A Bridge
By Elizabeth
I sit here all day
The only thing I do is play
It sounds quite nice
But think about it twice
And you'll see
How meaningless my days can be

Nothing to do but sit and think
The ..........
Votes: 63,  Rating: 2.65
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