Funny Life Poem

My name is Elizabeth and I am an elementary education major at Millikin University, with an English. I am currently taking an Advanced Creative writing class that allows me to be as creative and free with my writing as I like.

Days That End In Y

© Elizabeth
On days ending with Y
I am angry.

Insightful as it might be,
Days often end with Y

I am frustrated a lot,
But I blame the days and their Y

Y is confused, nor a vowel or consonant.
Too cool to be left out, ever.

Y even made friends with holiday.
Born on a holiday; I got the shaft again.

Y is arrogant and falsely confident.
The real vowels will destroy it one day.

Dear Y, I liked Monda and Tuesda just how they were.
Holida and weekda would like their integrity back as well.

Everyone is too nice to say it,
But Y intrudes on our days.

On days ending with Y
I will be angry until the vowel revolution.


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Published: Dec 2009

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