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It was very cute :) keep up the hard work!! :)

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Published: Aug 2008

The Horse Ride

Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!

The deafening sound hurt my ears
And the smell burned the hairs in my nose.
My girlfriend sat and glared at me.
Somehow my fault I suppose.

It was my idea to take the ride,
But how was I to know?
It really wasn't in my plans;
Didn't know the horse would blow.

The noise and the smell were bad enough,
As the wind blew quickly by.
But I think the very worst of it,
Was the brown stuff in my eye.

My girlfriend's face turned angry red.
So I figured I wouldn't dare,
Advise her of the smelly pieces
Of horse stuff in her hair.

The horse finally stopped; my girl ran away,
Stubbornly lifting her chin.
I think that horse was enjoying himself,
Cause I'm sure I saw him grin.

A lesson learned for me today.
Although I must confess,
I laughed so hard I nearly cried
As I wiped away the mess.

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  • by Abby, Indiana
  • Feb 2011

It was very cute :) keep up the hard work!! :)

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  • by Nezzie,Denver,Colorado
  • Nov 2010

I have to take my hat off to you! That was hilarious, I was laughing so hard, I was crying! You should write more funny jokes. There is not enough funny jokes, and it feels good to laugh. Especially when you have a crappy day at work!! I was wondering did that really happen. If it did, I bet you never heard from your girlfriend again huh? Anyway, keep up the good work.

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  • by Zeeshan,Saudia Arabia
  • Oct 2010

Omg the poem was so funny and I sure enjoyed it a lot!

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