Funny Love Poem

My Ex and I had an ongoing joke that he loved his Xbox more than me, and this is just a little poem about that.

Xbox Vs Me

© Sarah Allen
I donít have a controller,
And I donít have a screen,
I donít need to be plugged in,
Iím not grey and green.

I canít make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You canít put me on a shelf,
Because Iím not made of plastic.

However, I do have curves,
Will keep you entertained all the same,
You canít insert a disc,
But we can make our own little game.


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Published: Aug 2011

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