Funny Love Poem

Loving an Xbox Vs Me

My Ex and I had an ongoing joke that he loved his Xbox more than me, and this is just a little poem about that.

Latest Shared Story

No Stories yet, You can be the first!

Share your story

© Sarah Allen

Published: Aug 2011

Xbox Vs Me

I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged in,
I'm not grey and green.

I can't make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You can't put me on a shelf,
Because I'm not made of plastic.

However, I do have curves,
Will keep you entertained all the same,
You can't insert a disc,
But we can make our own little game.


  • Stories 0
  • Emailed 11
  • Votes 118
  • Rating: 3.94
  • Poem of the Day

Read More Funny Love Poems

Like this poem? You might also like …


Stories are temporarily closed. Updated: 12/16/2014.
Please use Facebook Comments form below instead
Facebook Comments

Back to Top