Funny Love Poem

Loving an Xbox Vs Me

My Ex and I had an ongoing joke that he loved his Xbox more than me, and this is just a little poem about that.

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Xbox Vs Me

© Sarah Allen

Published on August 2011

I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged in,
I'm not grey and green.

I can't make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You can't put me on a shelf,
Because I'm not made of plastic.

However, I do have curves,
Will keep you entertained all the same,
You can't insert a disc,
But we can make our own little game.

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  • 3 weeks ago

I love it. This is so creative and funny. Can't wait for the next one.

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