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    Poems by Jim Ellis

  • The Perfect Kiss

    • Published: April 2019

    in Funny Love Poems

    How I long for a kiss
    The type that leaves you woozy
    That's the kiss that I miss
    It's a whoopdee doozy

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    • Votes 37
    • Rating 4.22
  • Trick Or Treat

    • Published: October 2011

    in Halloween Poems

    Candy, candy in the bag.
    It's that time of year.
    Funny clown, witchy hag.
    Another house is near.

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    • Rating 3.98
  • The Vampire's Kiss

    • Published: October 2011

    in Halloween Poems

    Beware the kiss of the living dead.
    It will leave you wanting.
    Hunger delays once he's fed
    But soon restarts the hunting.

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    • Votes 91
    • Rating 3.87
  • Ode To My Bed

    • Published: June 7, 2023

    in Funny Life Poems

    Oh bed my bed
    Our day has just begun
    It snowed today
    No work, hooray

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    • Votes 9
    • Rating 4.22
  • Life Happens

    • Published: November 2015

    in Change Poems

    Life is what we make it.
    It cares not what we do.

    No matter how we fake it,

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    • Votes 102
    • Rating 4.30
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