Funny Life Poems

There may be two people who have been dealt the same cards in life. Two individuals with all the same life circumstances. One is miserable, stressed out, and looks twenty years older than he is. The other is the happiest guy you could ever meet and looks twenty years younger than he is. How can this be? The answer is that it is not our life circumstances that make life difficult rather it is the attitude that we view our lives with. Those who are capable of seeing the humor in life and take life lightly will be able to do the best with the circumstances they have been given.


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  1. If Four Is A Party This Is A Parade

    • By James Guerin
    • Published: May 2014
    Poem About Multiple Personalities

    I have one too many personalities,
    I don't know which one is really me,
    So if I'm nice at first, and then I'm mean,
    You just met Sally, and then met Steve.

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  3. I'm Not Really 60

    • By Ms M J Hill
    • Published: March 2014
    Poem About Turning 60 Years Old

    That's not my age, it's just not true.
    My heart is young, the time just flew.
    I'm staring at this strange old face,
    and someone else is in my place!

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  4. The Mirror

    Poem On Getting Older

    My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,
    for today I discovered an old man staring back at me.

    The face I recognized,

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  6. Brain Food

    Last night at dinner we had some fish,
    and though I tried, I did not finish.
    My mother told me while I chewed,
    brains loved fish over all other food.

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  7. Taxi Taxi

    • By Misty Elizabeth Bennett
    • Published: May 2014
    Poem About Trouble Hailing a Taxi

    I put my thumb up to hail a cab,
    but they never stop and it drives me mad!
    I've lived in this City for a very long time,
    Yellow is always crossing my mind....

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  8. The Day I Remember

    • By Huda Peerzada
    • Published: June 2013

    I opened my eyes
    I looked to the sky
    the birds were singing and whistling by
    my heart got thirst to fly...

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  10. The Cafe

    • By David Bloomfield
    • Published: May 2014
    Poem About People Watching

    I'm sitting by the window as I munch my current scone
    And I'm very pleased to see that the early crowd has gone
    The place fills up quite quickly when the cafe opens up
    And after the early rush, only a few are left to sup...

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  11. Zoloft

    • By Tim
    • Published: May 2014
    Funny Poem About Depression Medicine

    Hello you happy little pill
    A smile, a laugh, a cold dark chill
    When tragedy struck you were given to me
    To ease the pain, to enhance the glee...

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  12. Tide, A Family Choice

    My whites were dark and dingy
    My colors failing fast,
    Giving up was coming close
    My mom said "Tide will past."...

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  13. What A Life!

    • By Tessa
    • Published: February 2011

    I once applied for a life online
    Sadly however, I was declined
    They told me I was not eligible
    So I wrote them a letter to complain...

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