Funny Love Poems

Funny Love Poems for Him and Her

There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.

Funny Poems about Love


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  1. My One-Eyed Love

    • By Andrew Jefferson
    • Published: May 2014
    Poem About Falling In Love With A One-Eyed Girl

    I've fallen in love- I don't know why
    I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

    I knew from the start. It was plain to see

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    This was amazing. I am a girl with monocular vision. I never talk much about it. I hide behind my prosthetics, which always almost look real...and my glasses, which serve as my second eye....

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  3. A Night With My Lady

    • By Jared M. Stein
    • Published: October 2008

    Her body glistens in the light
    I urge to play with her all night
    I pick her up and hold her steady
    Take a deep breath, we both are ready....

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    • Rating 4.19
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    That is adorable! At first I was like, oooooh, hope it doesn't get too graphic. But it was so interesting. I read it to my husband and we laughed and laughed. Good writing.
    Jac Judy Campbell

  4. Love

    • By Michael Lish
    • Published: August 2010
    When Can I Sleep With You?

    When darkness falls and we're apart
    Can love heal this lonely heart
    I love you dearly that I do
    Sleep is good when dreaming of you...

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    • Rating 4.11
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    This poem really put a smile on my face. It's sweet, funny, and yet it's a bit romantic.

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  6. Loving an Xbox Vs Me

    • By Sarah Allen
    • Published: August 2011

    I don't have a controller,
    And I don't have a screen,
    I don't need to be plugged in,
    I'm not grey and green. ...

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    • Stories 3
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    • Rating 4.10
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    I was reading this in class and I let out a little giggle and everyone looked at me! I was confused at first till I got to the end, and I smiled for the rest of class! Hope to see more. :)

  7. Puberty Love Poem

    Adolescent Love

    Last year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
    But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
    Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my direction.
    I can see through greasy hair that we have a connection.

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    • Rating 4.09
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    Five years ago, I met a guy whose name was Matthew. He was charming, witty, humorous, and genuine. I experienced love at first sight. I started seeing him regularly, and I liked him a lot...

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  8. Men

    Poem About How Men Don't Get It

    They do it without realizing,
    They don't really have a clue,
    Reading between the lines,
    Is something they just can't do....

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    • Rating 4.03
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    Well the poem is funny though to some extent

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  10. Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush

    • By Aaron M. Delao
    • Published: October 2008

    There's nothin like a fifth grade crush.
    When you see that girl it's such a rush.

    She's playin hop-scotch with her two best friends...

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    • Rating 3.96
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    So good! I wish I could write like that! This poem makes me laugh out loud.

  11. All About Girls

    • By Fiazio
    • Published: September 2008

    They protect you!
    Mind you, correct you!
    In ways you never thought of,

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    • Rating 3.72
    Featured Shared Story

    Yes, as you have been told not all are the same. Be patient, and don't hurt yourself by remembering the past because its wound is deeper. Thanks sister!

  12. Boys, Boys, Boys

    • By Youshi Al Rousan
    • Published: April 2011

    Boys boys boys
    Tried them all
    Every age every color
    They are so mysterious...

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    I can't believe the author I am a 15 year old male and everything in this poem is the complete opposite of me, I love my girlfriend so much to the extent that if she dumped me I would never...

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  13. The Louis Moinet Watch In The Glass Display

    • By Elise Loh
    • Published: June 2010

    I am not really a watch lover
    I could just settle with a no-brander
    Which I have been wearing for a 7-year
    To replace it with a better watch was never...

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    • Shares 20
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    • Votes 107
    • Rating 3.49

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