Funny Love Poems

Funny Love Poems for Teenagers and Adults

There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.

Funny Poems about Love

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My One-Eyed Love
- By Andrew Jefferson
- Published: May 2014
Poem About Falling In Love With A One-Eyed Girl

I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

I knew from the start. It was plain to see ...

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A Night With My Lady
- By Jared M. Stein
- Published: October 2008
Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready....

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Puberty Love Poem
- By Mitch Jones
- Published: May 2014
Adolescent Love

Last year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my direction.
I can see through greasy hair that we have a connection.

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Love
- By Michael Lish
- Published: August 2010
When Can I Sleep With You?

When darkness falls and we're apart
Can love heal this lonely heart
I love you dearly that I do
Sleep is good when dreaming of you...

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Xbox Vs Me
- By Sarah Allen
- Published: August 2011
Loving an Xbox Vs Me

I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged in,
I'm not grey and green. ...

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Men
- By Jessica Miles
- Published: February 2011
Poem About How Men Don't Get It

They do it without realizing,
They don't really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just can't do....

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Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush
- By Aaron M. Delao
- Published: October 2008
There's nothin like a fifth grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.

She's playin hop-scotch with her two best friends...

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All About Girls
- By Fiazio
- Published: September 2008
Girls!
They protect you!
Mind you, correct you!
In ways you never thought of,

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Boys, Boys, Boys
- By Youshi Al Rousan
- Published: April 2011
Boys boys boys
Tried them all
Every age every color
They are so mysterious...

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The Louis Moinet Watch In The Glass Display
- By Elise Loh
- Published: June 2010
I am not really a watch lover
I could just settle with a no-brander
Which I have been wearing for a 7-year
To replace it with a better watch was never...

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