1. Ladies Don’t Fart
“You are disgusting”
My wife says to me
When I passed some gas
While watching t.v.
Funny Love Poems
Funny Love Poems for Him and Her
There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.
8 Funny Poems about Love
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2. My One-Eyed Love
I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.
I knew from the start. It was plain to seeFeatured Shared StoryI'm glad you're feeling more comfortable and have more hope. We all deserve to be treated equally in a nice manner. If you still are feeling uncomfortable, just don't let it get to you. If a...
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3. Stuck On You
You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.Featured Shared StoryI love poems. I wish to be one of the best poem writer like you, sir.
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4. Candy Love
Fly away with me, my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow.
Lay under the Milky Way with me,
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5. A Night With My Lady
Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.Featured Shared StoryThat is adorable! At first I was like, oooooh, hope it doesn't get too graphic. But it was so interesting. I read it to my husband and we laughed and laughed. Good writing.
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6. A Lost And Found For Love
There're many women I have met
And loved throughout my years.
Some provided joy I'd get,
But most provided tears.Featured Shared StoryBravo! I think there are many who find the humor and honesty in these lines!
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7. Loving An Xbox Vs Me
I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged in,
I'm not grey and green.Featured Shared StoryI was reading this in class and I let out a little giggle and everyone looked at me! I was confused at first till I got to the end, and I smiled for the rest of class! Hope to see more. :)
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8. May I Feel Said He
may i feel said he
(i'll squeal said she
just once said he)
it's fun said she
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