Funny Love Poems

Funny Love Poems

Funny Love Poems for Him and Her

There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.

9 Funny Poems about Love

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  1. 1. A Night With My Lady

    • By Jared M. Stein
    • Published by Family Friend Poems October 2008 with permission of the Author.

    Her body glistens in the light
    I urge to play with her all night
    I pick her up and hold her steady
    Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

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    That is adorable! At first I was like, oooooh, hope it doesn't get too graphic. But it was so interesting. I read it to my husband and we laughed and laughed. Good writing.
    Jac Judy Campbell

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  3. 2. Kiss Me

    • By Jim Ellis
    • Published by Family Friend Poems March 2011 with permission of the Author.

    Kiss me kiss me if you dare
    I really doubt you'll do it
    Kiss me kiss me I don't care
    There's really nothing to it

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    • Rating 4.43
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  5. 3. My One-Eyed Love

    • By Andrew Jefferson
    • Published by Family Friend Poems May 2014 with permission of the Author.

    I've fallen in love- I don't know why
    I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

    I knew from the start. It was plain to see

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    • Rating 4.34
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    I'm glad you're feeling more comfortable and have more hope. We all deserve to be treated equally in a nice manner. If you still are feeling uncomfortable, just don't let it get to you. If a...

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  6. 4. Stuck On You

    You're sucrose, you're glucose,
    You're fructose and more,
    From your head to your feet...
    Which are stuck to the floor.

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    • Rating 4.31
    Featured Shared Story

    I love poems. I wish to be one of the best poem writer like you, sir.

  7. 5. A Lost And Found For Love

    There're many women I have met
    And loved throughout my years.
    Some provided joy I'd get,
    But most provided tears.

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    Bravo! I think there are many who find the humor and honesty in these lines!

  8. 6. Candy Love

    • By Terra Mobley
    • Published by Family Friend Poems February 2010 with permission of the Author.

    Fly away with me, my dove
    To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow.
    Lay under the Milky Way with me,
    And lets gaze at the star burst together,

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    • Rating 4.22
  9. 7. The Perfect Kiss

    • By Jim Ellis
    • Published by Family Friend Poems April 2019 with permission of the Author.

    How I long for a kiss
    The type that leaves you woozy
    That's the kiss that I miss
    It's a whoopdee doozy

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    • Rating 4.18
  10. 8. Loving An Xbox Vs Me

    • By Sarah Allen
    • Published by Family Friend Poems August 2011 with permission of the Author.

    I don't have a controller,
    And I don't have a screen,
    I don't need to be plugged in,
    I'm not grey and green.

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    • Rating 4.12
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    I was reading this in class and I let out a little giggle and everyone looked at me! I was confused at first till I got to the end, and I smiled for the rest of class! Hope to see more. :)

  11. 9. May I Feel Said He

    Famous Poem

    may i feel said he
    (i'll squeal said she
    just once said he)
    it's fun said she

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