My One-Eyed Love
Poem About Falling In Love With A One-Eyed Girl
I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.
I knew from the start. It was plain to see
Funny Love Poems
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There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.
Funny Poems about Love
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This was amazing. I am a girl with monocular vision. I never talk much about it. I hide behind my prosthetics, which always almost look real...and my glasses, which serve as my second eye....
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A Night With My Lady
Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready....Featured Shared StoryThat is adorable! At first I was like, oooooh, hope it doesn't get too graphic. But it was so interesting. I read it to my husband and we laughed and laughed. Good writing.
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Love
When Can I Sleep With You?When darkness falls and we're apart
Can love heal this lonely heart
I love you dearly that I do
Sleep is good when dreaming of you...Featured Shared StoryThis poem really put a smile on my face. It's sweet, funny, and yet it's a bit romantic.
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Loving an Xbox Vs Me
I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged in,
I'm not grey and green. ...Featured Shared StoryI was reading this in class and I let out a little giggle and everyone looked at me! I was confused at first till I got to the end, and I smiled for the rest of class! Hope to see more. :)
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Puberty Love Poem
Adolescent LoveLast year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my direction.
I can see through greasy hair that we have a connection.Featured Shared StoryFive years ago, I met a guy whose name was Matthew. He was charming, witty, humorous, and genuine. I experienced love at first sight. I started seeing him regularly, and I liked him a lot...
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Men
Poem About How Men Don't Get ItThey do it without realizing,
They don't really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just can't do....Featured Shared StoryWell the poem is funny though to some extent
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Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush
There's nothin like a fifth grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.
She's playin hop-scotch with her two best friends...Featured Shared StorySo good! I wish I could write like that! This poem makes me laugh out loud.
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All About Girls
Girls!
They protect you!
Mind you, correct you!
In ways you never thought of,Featured Shared StoryYes, as you have been told not all are the same. Be patient, and don't hurt yourself by remembering the past because its wound is deeper. Thanks sister!
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Boys, Boys, Boys
Boys boys boys
Tried them all
Every age every color
They are so mysterious...Featured Shared StoryI can't believe the author I am a 15 year old male and everything in this poem is the complete opposite of me, I love my girlfriend so much to the extent that if she dumped me I would never...
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The Louis Moinet Watch In The Glass Display
I am not really a watch lover
I could just settle with a no-brander
Which I have been wearing for a 7-year
To replace it with a better watch was never...
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