Mitch Jones

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    Poems by Mitch Jones

  • Ripped Pants, Broken Heart

    • Published: April 2015
    Humorous Poem About Ripping Pants

    in Humorous Poems

    I lived my life, I tried my best to follow all my dreams.
    My great endeavors were forever bursting at the seams.
    And though I tried to love what's mine, I failed and I confess
    My bony knees made pants like these suffer much distress

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    • Rating 3.92
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    This is one of the best humor poems I have ever read!! I remember reciting the poem in a competition in grade seven. Not only did it win me first prize, it also got me a lot of praise....

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  • Puberty Love Poem

    • Published: May 2014
    Adolescent Love

    in Funny Love Poems

    Last year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
    But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
    Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my direction.
    I can see through greasy hair that we have a connection.

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    • Rating 4.10
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    Five years ago, I met a guy whose name was Matthew. He was charming, witty, humorous, and genuine. I experienced love at first sight. I started seeing him regularly, and I liked him a lot...

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