Funny Love Poem

Adolescent Love

I am a 20 year old college student majoring in elementary education. A friend of mine told me to write a poem about change, and this was the first thing that came to mind. I enjoy long walks to the campus cafeteria, playing the ukulele, fresh bread, and bell peppers.

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Five years ago, I met a guy whose name was Matthew. He was charming, witty, humorous, and genuine. I experienced love at first sight. I started seeing him regularly, and I liked him a lot...

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Puberty Love Poem

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Published: May 2014

Last year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my direction.
I can see through greasy hair that we have a connection.

My armpit hair is growing just as fast as our romance,
And now that I'm like 5 foot 5 I think I have a chance.
There's something about my love for you that others just don't get.
The things I like about you are as many as my zits.

I've not seen you for a while now and I hope you're doing well,
Because I think my armpits have a very lonely smell.
If I were left without you I would have a heart attack,
So let me serenade you with this song from Nickleback.

You want to play Diablo with me? I hope you won't mind.
I think you would be purple, you're a legendary find.
I want to see your visage more than any other faces,
'Cause like my Warcraft druid, you have charmed me with your graces.

You're beautiful, you're wonderful, you make my heart go boom,
Just like the can of Axe I unleashed upon this room.
I know that you will love me, and I know it will be neat,
Because my shampoo label says, "Rinse, attract, repeat."

Though I may be awkward, this poem may be weird,
And my good side may be tough to see through my patchy beard,
My mind is going crazy, but one thing is true:
My random hormones have paired me with you.

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  • by Alex H. Watson
  • 6 months ago

Five years ago, I met a guy whose name was Matthew. He was charming, witty, humorous, and genuine. I experienced love at first sight. I started seeing him regularly, and I liked him a lot back then, but suddenly he left. I saw him after a year and then one year later I realized I loved him. My life seemed like a love song music video. Things were going well until he left and didn’t come back for 4 months. Those 4 months were hell for me. And when he came back after I had waited for him for what seemed like a thousand years, he came back as a playboy who had a new girl in his arms every day, and finally one day he came with his girlfriend. I just broke. I shattered and hurt like hell. I lost hope. I felt like a lonely wolf walking alone in the dark jungle. But one day I met Charlie. He was my best friend. He helped me get through all this time, and now I’m taking the risk of loving him. Now I’m not afraid of being loved again.

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