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    Poems by Graham Craven

  • The Music Of The Night

    • Published: December 31, 2019
    Difficulty Sleeping

    in Poems about Life Struggles

    When demons pick at my troubled mind
    And the passage to sleep becomes harder to find,
    I close my eyes, turn out the light
    And listen to the music of the night.

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    • Rating 4.55
  • Grandma's On The Dancefloor

    • Published: December 31, 2019
    Grandma Enjoying A Wedding Party

    in Funny Family Poems

    Grandma's on the dancefloor
    Shaking what she's got.
    If it don't shake, it wobbles,
    And boy, does it wobble a lot.

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    • Rating 4.38
  • Brothers - Game For A Laugh

    • Published: April 27, 2019
    Brother Acrostic Poem

    in Brother Poems

    Back in the day when we were young,
    Risking our necks on some great adventure,
    Others would mock our idea of fun,
    Telling tall tales or hiding Gran's dentures.

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    • Votes 50
    • Rating 4.16
  • Grandad Can't See His Feet

    • Published: April 11, 2019
    Funny Poem About Grandad Getting Fat

    in Funny Poems for Kids

    Granddad's got new glasses,
    But he still can't see his feet.
    No, his eyes are not the problem.
    It's the amount of food he eats.

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    • Rating 4.36
    • Poem of the Day
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    Grandma may be splittin hairs
    to call Grandpa rotund,
    but I believe she's got it right
    as he weighs in at a quarter ton!

    And just between you and me
    and the lamppost on the...

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  • Granddad's Got Hair

    • Published: November 24, 2018
    Growing Old And Going Bald

    in Funny Poems for Kids

    Granddad's got hair on his fingers,
    Hair on his toes,
    Hair in his ears,
    Hair up his nose.

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    • Favorited 5
    • Votes 122
    • Rating 3.96
    • Poem of the Day
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    I like the poem. It shows the love of the grandchild to the grandfather. And it's funny!

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