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    Poems by Graham Craven

  • Something She Ate

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    • Posted on 09/08/19
    Mum Is On A Diet And Her Daughter Doesn't Like It!

    in Funny Poems for Kids

    Just because mum has pledged to eat veg
    I don't see why I have to too
    I'd rather eat burgers with thinly cut fries
    And maybe a gherkin or two.

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    • Rating 3.67
  • Grandma's On The Dancefloor.

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    • Posted on 08/08/19
    Grandma Knows How To Enjoy A Wedding Party

    in Funny Poems for Kids

    Grandma's on the dancefloor
    Shaking what she's got
    If it don't shake it wobbles
    And boy does it wobble a lot.

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    • Rating 4.20
  • Brothers - Game For A Laugh

    • Published: April 27, 2019
    Brother Acrostic Poem

    in Brother Poems

    Back in the day when we were young,
    Risking our necks on some great adventure,
    Others would mock our idea of fun,
    Telling tall tales or hiding Gran's dentures.

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    • Rating 4.19
  • Grandad Can't See His Feet

    • Published: April 11, 2019
    Funny Poem About Grandad Getting Fat

    in Funny Poems for Kids

    Granddad's got new glasses,
    But he still can't see his feet.
    No, his eyes are not the problem.
    It's the amount of food he eats.

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    • Poem of the Day
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    Grandma may be splittin hairs
    to call Grandpa rotund,
    but I believe she's got it right
    as he weighs in at a quarter ton!

    And just between you and me
    and the lamppost on the...

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  • I Bet I'll Die A Painful Death

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    • Posted on 03/06/19
    Wallowing In Self Pity

    in Poems about Life Struggles

    I bet I'll die a painful death
    Agony assured until my final breath
    Foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog
    Rotting away like a rain soaked log.

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    • Rating 3.71
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