Graham Craven


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    Poems by Graham Craven

  • Brothers - Game For A Laugh

    • Published: April 27, 2019
    Brother Acrostic Poem

    in Brother Poems

    Back in the day when we were young,
    Risking our necks on some great adventure,
    Others would mock our idea of fun,
    Telling tall tales or hiding Gran's dentures.


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    • Rating 4.28
  • Grandad Can't See His Feet

    • Published: April 11, 2019
    Funny Poem About Grandad Getting Fat

    in Funny Poems for Kids

    Granddad's got new glasses,
    But he still can't see his feet.
    No, his eyes are not the problem.
    It's the amount of food he eats.


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    Grandma may be splittin hairs
    to call Grandpa rotund,
    but I believe she's got it right
    as he weighs in at a quarter ton!

    And just between you and me
    and the lamppost on the...

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  • I Bet I'll Die A Painful Death

    • pending
    • Posted on 03/06/19
    Wallowing In Self Pity

    in Poems about Life Struggles

    I bet I'll die a painful death
    Agony assured until my final breath
    Foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog
    Rotting away like a rain soaked log.

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  • There Are Too Many Mice In The Fields

    • pending
    • Posted on 02/04/19
    A Scheming Politician Gets Caught Out

    in Animal Poems for Kids

    "There are too many mice in the fields,"
    purred the perfectly groomed Lord Mayor.
    "I've had my fill," he said, licking his lips,
    "It's time someone else took their share."

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  • Salty Tear

    • pending
    • Posted on 12/22/18
    The Risk Of Escaping The Civil War In Syria.

    in Short Sad Poems

    Hush now, quietly. Little Aylan's at rest.
    The savage waves that stole his life now lapping at his chest.

    Say a silent prayer now. He's reached the promised land.

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