Funny Family Poems

Humor is the bedrock of healthy relationship. Humor it a tool we can use to let off steam when things get too heavy. If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a tedious and stifling experience. Family life is difficult, there is no doubt about it. In order to stick with family through hard times it is important to be able to laugh at ourselves. Laughing helps get through arguments, sadness and all kinds of hardships. Take the time to poke fun at yourselves and you will feel the burden on your shoulders lighten considerably.

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Best Of Brands
- By Nicola Hanney
- Published: March 2012
Poem About Lice

Get that nit comb through those strands,
This lice lotion best of brands,
Nought point nought between the prongs,
Not short hair, but two foot long....

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How To Create The Perfect Family
- By Katy
- Published: May 2008
Recipe For Perfect Family

You will need:
1 large house
3-6 people, depending on how long you want to wait for it to be done
3 cups of pets...

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The Dishes Are Done
- By Ronald Doe
- Published: January 2009
Funny Poem About A Nagging Wife

Well, the dishes are done,
There's nothing in the sink.
So I think I'll sit,
And pour myself a drink....

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Siblings Forever
- By Karen
- Published: May 2014
Poem About Growing Up in a Big Family

All snuggled up together, feeling the warmth and comfort of each other in the big bed.
The trust and love of brothers and sisters without ever needing to be said.
Fights and name calling, having fun and playing silly games, keeping each other's secrets and acting out school on rainy days.
Being in trouble with Mom and Dad telling tales and feeling sad....

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Dad
- By Barkha
- Published: December 2009
My Dad Is Cool Poem

MY DAD
My Dad is sweet,
He is daddy cool!
He wakes me up in the morning,...

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Mom's Reality
- By Lenda C. Teague
- Published: February 2006
Poem About Raising Two Children

When I brought my precious babies home,
I truly had no clue,
Just what they had in store for me,
They planned it as they grew....

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Tiny Fingers And Tiny Toes
- By Meliisa
- Published: May 2008
Baby Is Cute Poem

We welcome to the world,
Your little baby boy,
Oh, isn't he just
A bundle of joy....

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My Peeps
- By Samara
- Published: August 2008
My Family Is Weird

you may see me as normal,
but you would never guess,
that my family is weird, maybe even strange,
and though we seem happy, ...

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My Extended Dear Family
- By Virama Ekanayaka
- Published: November 2010
Poem Making Fun Of Aunts

I have an extended family as large as large can be
Many aunts and uncles and cousins are in plenty
So if you have got some popcorn then pray sit up tightly
For I'm about to unfold the story of my extended dear family...

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Jesse's Chore
- By Effie
- Published: February 2008
Poem About Doing Laundry

The darkness swells
up the well
the basement lies below
with clothes in hand...

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