How To Create The Perfect Family
Recipe For Perfect Family
You will need:
1 large house
3-6 people, depending on how long you want to wait for it to be done
3 cups of pets...
Funny Family Poems
Funny Family Poems
Humor is the bedrock of healthy relationship. Humor it a tool we can use to let off steam when things get too heavy. If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a tedious and stifling experience. Family life is difficult, there is no doubt about it. In order to stick with family through hard times it is important to be able to laugh at ourselves. Laughing helps get through arguments, sadness and all kinds of hardships. Take the time to poke fun at yourselves and you will feel the burden on your shoulders lighten considerably.
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Sooo sweet. I was looking for one to put into a surprise recipe book for my mom's birthday! :D
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Happy Birthday, Sister
Funny Birthday Wishes For Older SisterOnce a year we celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you were able to make
another trip around the state. -
The Dishes Are Done
Funny Poem About A Nagging WifeWell, the dishes are done,
There's nothing in the sink.
So I think I'll sit,
And pour myself a drink....Latest Shared StoryCouldn't help but lol when I read this. I can relate to it even though I am a woman !
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Siblings Forever
Poem About Growing Up in a Big FamilyAll snuggled up together, feeling the warmth and comfort of each other in the big bed.
The trust and love of brothers and sisters without ever needing to be said.
Fights and name calling, having fun and playing silly games, keeping each other's secrets and acting out school on rainy days.
Being in trouble with Mom and Dad telling tales and feeling sad....Latest Shared StoryAs a maudlin' older sister... I like to reminisce when sending birthday cards to my brothers. I happily (surrealy) connected to this poem and its special meaning & the bond that I & my...
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Best Of Brands
Poem About LiceGet that nit comb through those strands,
This lice lotion best of brands,
Nought point nought between the prongs,
Not short hair, but two foot long....Latest Shared StoryThis one reminded me of my 3 year old this year. We had to cut her hair and she was as mad as mad could be. She didn't talk to me for 2 days after it. But we got it out and she hasn't had any...
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Mom's Reality
Poem About Raising Two ChildrenWhen I brought my precious babies home,
I truly had no clue,
Just what they had in store for me,
They planned it as they grew.... -
Tiny Fingers And Tiny Toes
Baby Is Cute PoemWe welcome to the world,
Your little baby boy,
Oh, isn't he just
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My Peeps
My Family Is Weird, Maybe Even Strange, Poemyou may see me as normal,
but you would never guess,
that my family is weird, maybe even strange,
and though we seem happy, ...Latest Shared StoryMy family is the same but I still love them with all my heart. My sister gets on my nurses sometimes but my 2 brothers are just like me quit, calm, fall asleep easily and love all our...
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My Extended Dear Family
Poem Making Fun Of AuntsI have an extended family as large as large can be
Many aunts and uncles and cousins are in plenty
So if you have got some popcorn then pray sit up tightly
For I'm about to unfold the story of my extended dear family...
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