Funny Family Poems

Funny Family Poems

Funny Family Poems

Humor is the bedrock of healthy relationship. Humor it a tool we can use to let off steam when things get too heavy. If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a tedious and stifling experience. Family life is difficult, there is no doubt about it. In order to stick with family through hard times it is important to be able to laugh at ourselves. Laughing helps get through arguments, sadness and all kinds of hardships. Take the time to poke fun at yourselves and you will feel the burden on your shoulders lighten considerably.

9 Funny Poems about Family

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  1. 1. Midnight In The Pantry

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    You can boast your round of pleasures, praise the sound of popping corks,
    Where the orchestra is playing to the rattle of the forks,
    And your after-opera dinner you may think superbly fine,
    But that can’t compare, I’m certain, to the joy that’s always mine

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  3. 2. Father

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    My father knows the proper way
    The nation should be run;
    He tells us children every day
    Just what should now be done.

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  5. 3. The Good Little Boy

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    Once there was a boy who never
    Tore his clothes, or hardly ever,
    Never made his sister mad,
    Never whipped fer bein' bad,

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  6. 4. Don't Dance On The Cereal

    • By Janet Eggen
    • Published by Family Friend Poems January 1, 2024 with permission of the Author.

    She takes the breakfast cereal, and throws it on the floor
    And does a little soft shoe, while Raggedy yells, "Encore!"
    Teddy Bear gets a bath each day inside the toilet bowl.
    Destroying me and half the house must surely be her goal!

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  7. 5. My Mom Made Me A Meatloaf

    • By Duane Harms
    • Published by Family Friend Poems October 16, 2023 with permission of the Author.

    My mom made me a meatloaf, the best one ever made.
    She's made it every Wednesday since I left 2nd grade.

    The meatloaf isn't fancy, but tasty nonetheless.

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    A fun poem - I enjoyed it. Pity I can't eat the meatloaf! Best wishes, Ann

  8. 6. Grandma's On The Dancefloor

    • By Graham Craven
    • Published by Family Friend Poems December 2019 with permission of the Author.

    Grandma's on the dancefloor
    Shaking what she's got.
    If it don't shake, it wobbles,
    And boy, does it wobble a lot.

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  9. 7. Recipe For The Perfect Family

    • By Katy
    • Published by Family Friend Poems May 2008 with permission of the Author.

    You will need:
    1 large house
    3-6 people, depending on how long you want to wait for it to be done
    3 cups of pets

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    Sooo sweet. I was looking for one to put into a surprise recipe book for my mom's birthday! :D

  10. 8. The Dishes Are Done

    • By Ronald Doe
    • Published by Family Friend Poems January 2009 with permission of the Author.

    Well, the dishes are done,
    There's nothing in the sink.
    So I think I'll sit,
    And pour myself a drink.

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    Couldn't help but lol when I read this. I can relate to it even though I am a woman !

  11. 9. Best Of Brands

    • By Nicola Hanney
    • Published by Family Friend Poems March 2012 with permission of the Author.

    Get that nit comb through those strands,
    This lice lotion best of brands,
    Nought point nought between the prongs,
    Not short hair, but two foot long.

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    This one reminded me of my 3 year old this year. We had to cut her hair and she was as mad as mad could be. She didn't talk to me for 2 days after it. But we got it out and she hasn't had any...

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