Father
My father knows the proper way
The nation should be run;
He tells us children every day
Just what should now be done.
Funny Family Poems
Funny Family Poems
Humor is the bedrock of healthy relationship. Humor it a tool we can use to let off steam when things get too heavy. If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a tedious and stifling experience. Family life is difficult, there is no doubt about it. In order to stick with family through hard times it is important to be able to laugh at ourselves. Laughing helps get through arguments, sadness and all kinds of hardships. Take the time to poke fun at yourselves and you will feel the burden on your shoulders lighten considerably.
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Midnight In The Pantry
You can boast your round of pleasures, praise the sound of popping corks,
Where the orchestra is playing to the rattle of the forks,
And your after-opera dinner you may think superbly fine,
But that can’t compare, I’m certain, to the joy that’s always mine -
The Good Little Boy
Once there was a boy who never
Tore his clothes, or hardly ever,
Never made his sister mad,
Never whipped fer bein' bad, -
Grandma's On The Dancefloor
Grandma Enjoying A Wedding PartyGrandma's on the dancefloor
Shaking what she's got.
If it don't shake, it wobbles,
And boy, does it wobble a lot. -
Happy Birthday, Sister
Funny Birthday Wishes For Older SisterOnce a year we celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you were able to make
another trip around the state. -
Siblings Forever
Poem About Growing Up in a Big FamilyAll snuggled up together, feeling the warmth and comfort of each other in the big bed.
The trust and love of brothers and sisters without ever needing to be said.
Fights and name calling, having fun and playing silly games, keeping each other's secrets and acting out school on rainy days.
Being in trouble with Mom and Dad telling tales and feeling sad....Featured Shared StoryAs a big sister, I always have to do all the things that my mom and dad tell me. I am the example. My brothers have been in my life for 6 years. I want them to know that you guys were there...
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How To Create The Perfect Family
Recipe For Perfect FamilyYou will need:
1 large house
3-6 people, depending on how long you want to wait for it to be done
3 cups of pets...Featured Shared StorySooo sweet. I was looking for one to put into a surprise recipe book for my mom's birthday! :D
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The Dishes Are Done
Funny Poem About A Nagging WifeWell, the dishes are done,
There's nothing in the sink.
So I think I'll sit,
And pour myself a drink....Featured Shared StoryCouldn't help but lol when I read this. I can relate to it even though I am a woman !
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Featured Shared Story
I absolutely love reading the poems on this site they are so well thought out and bring closure and inspiration for some people. They bring life and spirit to those in times of need. It's...
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Best Of Brands
Poem About LiceGet that nit comb through those strands,
This lice lotion best of brands,
Nought point nought between the prongs,
Not short hair, but two foot long....Featured Shared StoryThis one reminded me of my 3 year old this year. We had to cut her hair and she was as mad as mad could be. She didn't talk to me for 2 days after it. But we got it out and she hasn't had any...
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