Who Nose?
A Funny Poem About Noses
Some are as long as hoses
You buy at a garden store.
Mine can be used to smell roses
From a couple of miles or more.
Alan Balter
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Great Grandpa
My Great Grandfather And His Life's WorkGreat Grandpa is a wise old man who says he's ninety-four.
He tells me that he lost his leg fighting in some war.
When I was just a little tot with eyes and nose still runny,
He swears that he forgot my name, so now he calls me Sonny. -
Englksh Is A Pane
Poem About The Inconsistencies Of English LanguageHear eye sit inn English class; the likelihood is that eye won't pass
An F on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
It's knot that eye haven't studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply can't get them writeFeatured Shared StoryVery clever and funny, but it kinda blows my mind reading through this at the same time! How on earth did I manage to learn this wonderful, confusing language?! I must be converting it into...
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Crowded Closet
Wishing For A Better Worldin Change Poems
Father saw me looking in my closet yesterday
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A place in a state of rather constant disarray
It's something I do often to stimulate my mind
Because I'm never certain of exactly what I'll find -
The Benefits Of Exercise
Funny Poem About The Difficulty Of Losing Weightin Cute Poems
All my life I've been extra large, plus
I'm known as a very large fellow.
I would easily pass as a school district bus
If somebody painted me yellow.
