Alan Balter

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  • Night Noises

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    • Posted 2 weeks, 3 days ago
    My Poem Is About Noises We Makes During The Night

    in Rhyming Poems

    Night Noises


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  • Who Nose?

    • Published: October 2017
    A Funny Poem About Noses

    in Funny Poems for Kids

    Some are as long as hoses
    You buy at a garden store.
    Mine can be used to smell roses
    From a couple of miles or more.

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  • Great Grandpa

    • Published: January 11, 2018
    My Great Grandfather And His Life's Work

    in Family Poems for Kids

    Great Grandpa is a wise old man who says he's ninety-four.
    He tells me that he lost his leg fighting in some war.
    When I was just a little tot with eyes and nose still runny,
    He swears that he forgot my name, so now he calls me Sonny.

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    Balter's poem reminds me of my own grandfather whom I lost 49 years ago when he was 94. I remember his two habits very lucidly. He was a frugal eater. He used to weigh his food every time...

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  • Englksh Is A Pane

    • Published: October 2017
    Poem About The Inconsistencies Of English Language

    in Funny Poems for Kids

    Hear eye sit inn English class; the likelihood is that eye won't pass
    An F on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
    It's knot that eye haven't studied, often till late at knight
    Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply can't get them write

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    Very clever and funny, but it kinda blows my mind reading through this at the same time! How on earth did I manage to learn this wonderful, confusing language?! I must be converting it into...

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  • Crowded Closet

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    • Posted on 05/06/17
    Wishing For A Better World

    in Change Poems

    Father saw me looking in my closet yesterday
    A place in a state of rather constant disarray
    It's something I do often to stimulate my mind
    Because I'm never certain of exactly what I'll find

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