Night Noises
My Poem Is About Noises We Makes During The Night
Night Noises
Alan Balter
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Who Nose?
A Funny Poem About NosesSome are as long as hoses
You buy at a garden store.
Mine can be used to smell roses
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Great Grandpa
My Great Grandfather And His Life's WorkGreat Grandpa is a wise old man who says he's ninety-four.
He tells me that he lost his leg fighting in some war.
When I was just a little tot with eyes and nose still runny,
He swears that he forgot my name, so now he calls me Sonny.Featured Shared StoryBalter's poem reminds me of my own grandfather whom I lost 49 years ago when he was 94. I remember his two habits very lucidly. He was a frugal eater. He used to weigh his food every time...
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Englksh Is A Pane
Poem About The Inconsistencies Of English LanguageHear eye sit inn English class; the likelihood is that eye won't pass
An F on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
It's knot that eye haven't studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply can't get them writeFeatured Shared StoryVery clever and funny, but it kinda blows my mind reading through this at the same time! How on earth did I manage to learn this wonderful, confusing language?! I must be converting it into...
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Crowded Closet
Wishing For A Better Worldin Change Poems
Father saw me looking in my closet yesterday
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A place in a state of rather constant disarray
It's something I do often to stimulate my mind
Because I'm never certain of exactly what I'll find
