Alan Balter

    Poems by Alan Balter

  • Who Nose?

    • Published: October 4, 2017
    A Funny Poem About Noses

    in Funny Poems for Kids

    Some are as long as hoses
    You buy at a garden store.
    Mine can be used to smell roses
    From a couple of miles or more.

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  • Great Grandpa

    • Published: January 11, 2018
    My Great Grandfather And His Life's Work

    in Family Poems for Kids

    Great Grandpa is a wise old man who says he's ninety-four.
    He tells me that he lost his leg fighting in some war.
    When I was just a little tot with eyes and nose still runny,
    He swears that he forgot my name, so now he calls me Sonny.

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  • Englksh Is A Pane

    • Published: October 4, 2017
    Poem About The Inconsistencies Of English Language

    in Funny Poems for Kids

    Hear eye sit inn English class; the likelihood is that eye won't pass
    An F on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
    It's knot that eye haven't studied, often till late at knight
    Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply can't get them write

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  • Crowded Closet

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    • Posted on 05/06/17
    Wishing For A Better World

    in Change Poems

    Father saw me looking in my closet yesterday
    A place in a state of rather constant disarray
    It's something I do often to stimulate my mind
    Because I'm never certain of exactly what I'll find

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  • The Benefits Of Exercise

    • Published: October 4, 2017
    Funny Poem About The Difficulty Of Losing Weight

    in Cute Poems

    All my life I've been extra large, plus
    I'm known as a very large fellow.
    I would easily pass as a school district bus
    If somebody painted me yellow.

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