Funny Poems for Kids

Funny Children's Poetry

Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over. There are many sayings to express this sentiment. One is, "out of the mouths of babes", another coined by a television show is, "kids say the darndest things". We recognize that as adults we have become jaded. We may miss hilarious ironies about the world that our children have to point out to us. If I had to take a guess, I would say that children are in the world for just this purpose.

Cute Poems for Children

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When The World Turned Upside Down
- By Margaret A. Savage
- Published: February 15, 2017
The day when the world
turned upside down:
when a frown became a smile
and a smile became a frown.

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My Big, Fat Cat
- By Christian M. Mitewu
- Published: May 24, 2017
Homework Excuse

I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found

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My Next Door Neighbor Is A Witch
- By Samiya Vallee
- Published: September 2014
My next door neighbor is a witch,
And she lives way down in a ditch.
Her clothing is a little strange,
Because she never wants to change.

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I adored your story about the dirty witch.

It brought much laughter to my soul.

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Who Am I?
- By Chazz
- Published: October 2011
Riddle

Who am I?
I am a surprise
I don't have eyes
I'm wrapped in plastic

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I think it is chocolate. This is a great poem.
Yucky Chucky Tucker
- By Kathy J Parenteau
- Published: August 2012
Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his hair....

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Little Boy Blue
- By Emmanuel Perez
- Published: May 2014
Funny Poem About Sneezing During A Read Aloud

Please cover your nose.
You sneezed on Miss Muffet
and ruined her clothes.
You sprayed Mother Hubbard

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The Boy Who Didn't Like Ice Cream
- By Rebecca Syx
- Published: October 2015
Poem About Trying New Foods

A boy who didn't like ice cream?
That seems almost like a crime!
This is the story of Logan
And about trying foods more than one time.

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I love this poem! I think this is so true- my niece used to hate broccoli, then tried it again and liked it. If you don't think you like something, try it again anyway: you might find your...

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Fishy Fishy
- By Charles Murdock
- Published: July 2008
Fishy fish munch, munch, munch.
Eats his food with a big crunch!
Fishy, fishy swimming by
He just looked! Maybe saying "HI"...

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Halloween
- By Marlena
- Published: March 2008
Children Enjoying Halloween

Halloween is very fun,
full of kids with different tongues.
We scream, we shout,
then we run all about.

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A Tragic Bean Story
- By Amy
- Published: February 2011
You told me not to fart mom,
so I didn't eat the beans.
You told me it would smell mom,
So I knew it would be mean...

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I love this poem. It's hilarious!

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