Funny Poem for Kids

A humorous, rhyming poem about natural bodily functions that people make during the night. It is meant primarily for children, but people of any age with a sense of humor should enjoy it.

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Night Noises

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Published: September 10, 2019

My parents' bedroom is far from mine, so I have to wonder
What the noise is every night that sounds a lot like thunder
We don't live near the seashore, but almost every morn
I'm wakened by a noise that sounds like a fog horn

It's louder than the sound of barking dogs at night
Or a fireworks explosion that lights the sky real bright
A chain saw cutting logs doesn't make as much din
Nor did the wall coming down way over in Berlin

A jet plane at takeoff will get your attention quick
As will a jackhammer engaged in busting up some brick
But neither equals the clammer from Mom and Dad's bedroom
Worse than a stack of dynamite at the moment of KABOOM!

At last I figured out the source of all the raucous roaring
It was only good old Dad engaging in some snoring
Mom says: "I don't mind; it's really a Godsend
That all that wind isn't coming out the other end"



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