Funny Poem for Kids

This is a very funny poem about socks. I hope you enjoy.

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Ode To Socks

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Published: May 2014

You saved me from some Bad Blistering Blisters.
You let me know when you need a bath.
I wear you to church because you're very "holy."
You help me slide on the kitchen floor as I go Whoosh!
When I see my toe, you say it's time to throw.
I like that you come in a lot of weird, wild colors.
You are tall and short, large and small.
My shoe has always been attracted to you because it keeps you super snug,
But when it comes to P.E., that's when you're not too fond of me.
I'd like to put you in a wool knit Ugg so my toes will be extra warm.
You're always under a twined twisted tongue,
But when I pull you out of my sweaty shoe you scream "Pew!"
You make sure my piggy wiggies are warm.
When I'm bored, you are my puppet,
And once you're done you become my spunky monkey sock monkey.

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