Funny Poem for Kids

Poem about a witch... for children everywhere. My daughter, Samiya, is eight years old, and she has had a talent for rhyming and writing since she was little. She wrote this poem for our family and delighted us with its wit and humor. Samiya loves playing outdoors, reading, singing, and of course, writing. She hopes to be an author and an archaeologist when she is older.

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I adored your story about the dirty witch. It brought much laughter to my soul. Robert Henry

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My Next Door Neighbor Is A Witch

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Published: September 2014

My next door neighbor is a witch,
And she lives way down in a ditch.
Her clothing is a little strange,
Because she never wants to change.
She has a black robe and a black hat,
Green skin and a smelly black cat.
A big fat wart grows on her nose,
And seventeen pimples on her toes.

But...her food is EVEN worse,
Because she eats it course by course.
Her first course is seven dead bats,
Laid on top of seven rats.
Then she has twenty flies
With lots and lots of llama eyes.
Her main course is a horrible soup,
Because it's made with doggie poop.
But worst of all is her dessert.
It's little children rolled in dirt.

Last night she had a witch's feast
And turned into a greedy beast.
I think she cooked my best friend Tilly
And ate her with some peas and broccoli.

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  • by Robert Henry, Long Beach, CA.
  • 1 year ago

I adored your story about the dirty witch.

It brought much laughter to my soul.

Robert Henry

  • by Bharat Mehtani
  • 2 years ago

I REALLY GOT SCARED OMG but YES this poem is really so so so funny.

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